Some Dude on the Internet

Had a thought and had to make it a reality

vanny vanny vanny! she’s so pretty!

Couldn't resist giving these two dorks some love,

@meraki-sunset congrats you have reignited the my dying homestuck brainrot.

💚🧡AWWW THE DORKS💚🧡

if someone was willing to give you $1000, but you had to engage in an awkward email correspondence with them first, would you do it?

I literally do this every day its called a job

This German Kindergarten

every building built mainly for children should be fucking weird like this i cant even imagine how much happier my memories of early childhood would be if i could look back on having gone to kindergarten in a big ol cat

Time to break out the gamecube

Rod Serling Narrates The Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1959 – 1964)

On the job

One imagines that few things are as screwy to a shepherd dog’s instincts as an immovable herd animal.

never forget what good sense took from us

Well those are allllmost done

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

see? See!??!

You're not wrong

never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

original post: X

You're all required to hear anything I post in a Gonzo voice from now on. That's what I sound like.

why he ate that

Brazil just banned Twitter wdym 😭😭😭

Brazilian here! Brazil didn't Ban twitter. Here's what happened:

Brazilian justice subpoena'd Twitter as a company for the information of 7 accounts of people who are under investigation for being involved with the unconstitutional riot of January 7, 2022, led by far right figures who refused to accept the election results after known military criminal Jair Bolsonaro was not reelected. Rather than comply, Elon decided to close Twitter offices in Brazil, as he believes the due process is an infrigement on freedom of speech, for some reason. Because it is illegal under Brazilian law for any business to operate in Brazil without a local legal representative, the Supreme Court demanded the company appoint one in order to continue operating in Brazilian territory. Elon refused. Therefore, as per Brazilian Law, Twitter is no longer permitted to operate in national territory. This can be reversed once Twitter appoints a legal representative of Twitter in Brazil.

This is not a political act of censorship onto Brazilian people. It is a consequence of Elon Musk's failure to comply with Brazilian Law. In short: Brazil didn't ban Twitter, Twitter left Brazil.

the bunny is eepy 😴

EVERY SINGLE TIME PETE HOLMES ROASTED THE HELL OUT OF @samreich ON THE LATEST MAKE SOME NOISE

(watch the rest of the ep here)

bracing myself for the now inevitable dropout roast of me