Playing Dead

My favorite work

Steve: I’m just saying that this time, I think Eddie is right, Robs. He would’ve totally lost to—

Robin: Ugh Steeeeeve! You’re supposed to be on my side. You need to stop dickriding him!

Eddie: He sure does ride my dick a lot.

happy ides of March

yo why is this on my dash its august

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

It's knife day

Oh

I play BG3 for the plot

The plot:

Robin, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Eddie, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Steve: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Robin and Eddie, in sync: playing Systemic Oppression

this seems to be relevant again apparently

Steve adapts to having the sturdiness of a tree because Eddie is koala coded and likes to jump up and cling all four limbs around him at any given moment. Steve doesn’t even react to it anymore but Robin’s gonna lose her mind if she has to watch Eddie climb Steve like a tree again while he acts like it’s totally normal. They’re not dating yet.

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

I feel this on a spiritual level.

Me.

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

“I want to fuck him” “I want to be him” well I want to put him in this

I love mechanic!eddie, you love mechanic!eddie, we all love mechanic!eddie!

But may I please introduce you to his perfect counterpart: Steve who details cars.

He cleans them inside and out, getting into every little crevice to make it look good as new.

Steve’s a car guy. Let him do car shit too.

I love all the eddie turns into a bat fics but i need more steve turns into a cat fics

no, he's not a monster, he's not a were creature, he's not anything supernatural

he's just a mundane, normal greyish brown tabby that's exceptionally fluffy

at first he's freaking out bc he's a fucking cat! and he's trying to find dustin (let's say this is after starcourt and the Russian serum does not mix well with the upside down bullshit idk) but instead he gets picked up by wayne munson of all ppl

and Wayne, who's always had a way with animals is able to calm steve down long enough to let the adrenaline fade away and ooh, that scratch behind the ear feels good ok maybe a nap is needed after the shit holiday he just had, steve can solve his problem tomorrow

but then he wakes up in a trailer he doesn't recognize but he does recognize eddie the freak who's cuddling him and pampering him and calling him sweet boy and wow alright this is nice actually, eddie and Wayne are really nice, the trailer is small but warm and homey, they give him human food and let him sleep in their beds at night and give him all the hugs and scritches he wants

why does he want to change back again?

So my girlfriend's girlfriend, (an Australian) and I (Murican) were talking about showers, and a bit of culture shock ensued, so now I'm making this poll. If you vote, please reblog with your answer and where you're from in the tags, I'm really curious if this is a culture thing, or if there's something else going on.