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drilsouls

i can’t get over the fact that they called this a watchdog when it’s so clearly a cat

Bloodborne has a giant flaming alligator as a watchdog and it still looks more like a dog than Evil Bingus up there

Miyazaki has a very loose concept of what a dog is

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angremlin

I dunno if you’ve been reading messages in the game, but so do Elden Ring players

Literal interaction I had when I first started playing ER:

"So you know the singing bat ladies? I've found that—"

"You mean the singing dogs?"

"The what?

"Singing dogs that fly. They fling poison at you too."

"The bat women who chant in latin?"

"The flying dogs."

"The pale skinned female bat creatures that sing Latin and are like the Matriarchs of the regular bat enemies— this is what I'm talking about."

"Singing dogs that fly with the regular winged dogs."

"No— it's a bat lady. I mean a bat-"

"Dog."

"No-"

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Maybe a week after the above interaction with the same person (I've finally embraced the Dogma) :

"There's a crypt that has two dog statues that do ice attacks instead of—"

"You mean the big stone cats?"

"What."

"Cats."

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My brother went the unga-bunga route through his first and most recent playthrough. I gotta say it is hilarious watching him absolutely demolish his enemies with (mostly) a single bonk to the face.

He loves his "bonk" stick.

Me with my super advanced bleed, sleep, faith, black knife and dragon communion character builds be like:

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My unga-bunga brother on his latest strength build with 89 poise:

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