*Luke and Cara sparring hand to hand*
Cara: "Is that the strongest punch you can do pretty boy? Thank the stars you have the Force or you'd be a gonner!"
Luke: "I don't think you can handle my strongest punch, and I'd hate to ruin your luck with the ladies even more by breaking your face."
Cara: "Oh, fightinging talk from his royal Highness, but nothing to back it up!'
Luke: "Don't blame me when you eat sand."
Cara: "Come on, try it!"
Luke: *Fully punches Cara and knocks her out*
Cara: *is unconscious and inelegantly sprawled on the ground*
Luke: "Oh Shit....uh medical?!"
Bo-Katan and a medical droid approach.
Cara gets carted away to the medical bay.
Bo, looking at Luke with disappointed distain: "I can't believe you would do this today, on Intergalactic Lesbian Day. Shame on you, Skywalker. Shame on you."