Luke is a pumpkin and the Star Wars wlw are tigers in need of enrichment
We all know twink + powerful wlw relationships are Elite. Especially when it's one (1) twink and a pack of wlw, who lovingly bully him.
Leia, Bo-Katan, Fennec, and The Armourer (Ahsoka is an hounary member but she's going through stuff rn) have 'ruling the galaxy' meetings.
- Cara is there as well but shes just eyecandy who brings snacks and simps.
As running the galaxy is hard and stressful work, everyone has decided that at intervals Luke is thrown into the meeting room for them to torment.
It's become part of his Official Consort Duties.
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Din, bowing at Luke after picking him up from his scheduled teasing by the galaxy's most powerful people: "Thank you for your service Cyar'ika."
#he is happy to do it#tbf hes just as sassy back#his little bro vibes are too strong they trigger the cain instinct in the others#mudhorn morons#clan mudhorn morons#luke skywalker#dinluke#din djarin#cara dune#leia organa#(bi queen leia was the first tag to come up when i typed leia omg iconic)#fennec shand#bo katan kryze#the armourer#ahsoka tano#i love them all your honor
It is a truth universally acknowledge, that the Star Wars wlw are the only people with braincells in the Galaxy, and that they run the Galaxy.
(Disclaimer: Cara is the exception, she has no braincell only muscle and love of women and throwing hands.)
#i mean this with all my heart#leia fennec and bo are in charge and i love them#honourable mention of Ahsoka (even if she doesnt want to be incharge of anything) and the Armourer (even if she was mean to Din about#his helmet)#meanwhile Cara just simps for them#and she is valid#leia organa#fennec shand#bo katan kryze#ahsoka tano#the armourer#who runs the world? ✨them✨#cara dune#shes just eye candy and brings them snacks
Me aggressively adding people to Clan Mudhorn to make it a chaotic found family of traumatised badass people - some of whom didn't mean to become part of the family but suddenly realise they are, and that it's too late to escape...
How people joined Clan Mudhorn:
- Din and Grogu are obvious, there's a whole show about it!
- Luke, if Din is honest about it, becomes Clan even before they married, perhaps even before they confessed. He spent so long training and living with the jedi, watching him teach his son, watching him learn from Grogu, watching him sass anyone who came within a 5 mile radius. Din fell in love hard and fast. It may have taken a while for them to get their act together, but Luke had been Clan long before their first Kedalbe Kiss, their wedding, or their move to Mandalore.
- Cara officially joining was and wasn't a suprise. She bullied Luke and Din like a sister, and caused chaos with Grogu like the lesbian wine aunt she is. However, what was unexpected was Cara leaving Nevarro, and her job as Marshall, to follow the Djarin-Skywalkers to Mandalore. Naturally, she gave some half assed excuse but anyone could see through it. She lived in the Royal family wing of the Palace, and eventually they all realised that she was their Vod, and having to wear his helmet around his Vod was pointless and unnecessary. "I know you as my sibling" and boom Cara is officially Clan!
- Paz...well...Paz's joining was bittersweet. Din could remember the day Paz had been adopted into clan Viszla, Paz had been so happy to have a clan, a family but, everything changed once Pre Viszla and his people finally came to Mandalore. Paz had been on Mandalore for almost a year, a respected figure in the rebuilding efforts, living along side the Royal family, (infamous for causing chaos with Luke and Cara), head of the guard- He thought his Clan would be proud...the moment Pre left his ship he made his disgust for Luke known, hissing when Paz moved into a protective stance, then challenged Din for the saber. Din quickly defeated him, as he was walking way, without sparing him a glance Pre cast Paz out of the Clan.
- Paz was in shock. He had been proud of his name, proud to be a Mandolorian, proud to be one of the Mand'alor's confidants and advisor. He had been happy with fulfilling the creed in joining Din to rebuild Mandalore, to bring their people back, and he was happy when he was with Luke. Being cast our for the things he was proud of and which made him happy devastated him. In the early hours of the morning, after several hours of Paz lashing out at everyone, with a fragile rasping promise, Paz joined Clan Mudhorn, took his helmet off, and cried into the arms of his family.
- No one knows how Boba Fett and Fennec Shand ended up as Clan...it just happened and that was that. Everyone has their own theories on when they joined, but, the only thing that matters is that they get to join in on holo nights and family dinner.
- They find Finn on a mission, he's bright in the Force, but so small and scared. Din removes his helmet to put the boy at ease. A few minutes later, back on the ship, he is fast asleep in Din's arms; and, a few hours later FN-2187 is Finn, and Finn has a family who adore him beyond belief.
- Rey is brought in with a group of foundlings, she glows so bright and is adopted within the week of her arrival. She is happy. She is Rey Skywalker-Djarin. And she has a wonderful family.
#i have a lot of feelings okay!!!#cara and paz are chaos vods#the Vod Squad#paz would throw hands with anyone who disrespects luke especially after working WITH him in rebuilding a planet and people#finn and rey are adopted! they deserve a happy family!#dinluke#luke skywalker#din djarin#grogu#paz viszla#cara dune#boba fett#fennec shand#finn skywalker djarin#rey skywalker djarin#rey skywalker
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De-aging fics
Now please picture Boba agreed to watch his starwars equivalent to God son for a week while his dad's deal with some force artifact lukes heard about
And next thing he knows he has a stressed Leia and loud r2 in his palace with two very small children "oh kiff that's din and his jedi"
Cue Leia dumping Boba with two new small children telling him ' keep them alive while I fix this like I fix everything if you need anything I left chewies number in lukes bag' and proceeds to leave
He's not going to argue with Leia he saw her strangle Jabba
Now there's 3 possibilities from here with Luke and din
1. They don't have any memories other than what they had as children Luke is very stressed be cause Mr. Mando why are we in Jabba place and can I go see my aunt and uncle please you seem nicer than the hutts and din is just really confused where he is and why the adult isn't wearing his helmet and yet still latching on to each other
2. They have strong feelings about things but don't actully remember anything
This has alot of comedy because
a) Din and Luke will be very clingy and also very protective of grogu
b) Luke will absolutely be eying Boba with suspicion while dins like I don't know I feel like I can trust him
c) Luke has very strong feelings about the throne room and does not know why he doesn't trust the floor but he doesn't
d) din trying to figure out what to do with the armor he refuse to leave anywhere
Finally option
3. They remember but they can't keep themselves alive due to being child
They are trying to maintain dignity
Din is not comfortable with out his helmet
Luke is having issues with both his powers and physical capabilities
Hand reveal that Luke used to have it and doesn't later
Let me know your thoughts I just couldn't sleep and it's 4 in the morning and I am having thoughts
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Ommmmmgghhhhg this is glorious my dear 🐢!!!!!! I once worked in a primary school/kindergarten little kids are hilarious! Mix that with star wars! A flawless combo!!!
Boba is just in shock like 'I knew the Force was weird but THIS????' And hes then torn between being a DadTM and knowing these two toddler's are/were his friends (and two of the most powerful people he knows).
I love the idea of them like no memories but still some of the emotional memories. As adults Din and Luke were married, but ofc now theyre not now, but they still feel a strong connection so will just constantly hold hands when they walk around and its ADORABLE. They are those besties that just do everything together, if one does something stupid the other will immediately do it too - baby logic solidarity!
Also at nap time they make a cuddle pile with Grogu which is just too cute, like the kind of cute that physically hurts.
Luke is a very social child, basically winning people over instantly; meanwhile Din is slightly more reserved and will hold on tight to Luke's hand when there's more people around - he does it a lot anyway but this is a specific 'too many people' hand hold.
Fennec is surprisingly having a great time. She's not maternal but toddler's are very funny. Her holo is FULL of videos of them doing dumb child stuff (like biting into a chilli or running around in too big shoes) and so many videos of them face planting. She's the chaotic aunt while Boba is having his Jango/Mandolorian Dad Gene activated and telling her off.
Luke calls Boba "Mr Mandolorian" (Fennec thinks it is the FUNNIEST thing and will randomly also call him that , even after everything goes back to normal).
I also like the idea of Luke really liking Boba and wanting upies all the time, if he's not with Din he's trying to get Boba to pick him up, qnd Boba does not know how to deal with this; but, of course, no mandolorian can say no to a child that wants upies.
While holding Luke on his hip, Boba is "you know you're very cuddly for someone who helped 'kill' me," Luke just sticks his tounge out (hes assuming Boba was referring to the game they were playing earlier...rather than Boba getting drop kicked into a pit)
I also like this idea because when Leia and Han come back Luke's favourite adult is Boba and Han is offended and even after the situation is solved he's still salty. Han never stops bringing it up. Never.
Meanwhile, Grogu is like TINY DADS! TINY DADS! and is having an amazing time playing with them.
Din keeps picking him up, he doesn't know why but he has the urge to constantly carry him, put him to bed, feed him etc despite being a toddler - which has the comedy potential of a small child looking after a smaller child while an adult is like !!!! Youre too young you're gonna drop him !!!! Also Din feeding Grogu with full force (because he's at the age where you're still learning about strength etc).
Grogu doesn't get why Luke is suddenly not using the force? So keeps trying to teach him how...by setting the zappy droid on him...but Luke is an actual toddler and not 50 years old...Boba has a heart attack when he sees Luke sprinting through the Palace followed by the zappy droid.
So much blue milk is consumed. Boba doesn't understand how things so small can consume so much!
Ahhhh I love the ideas of them toddling around so much. Like little kids can move so fast when they want to and have the wildest logic it's incredible. Like Luke walking into a big scary Tatooine meeting and being like the "imma nap" vine, while Din is just bringing sand into the Palace for some reason only known to him, and the gangs/families are like ?????
So much pure comedy and adorableness potential!!!!!
When they get turned back their baby memories qre quite fuzzy, but never fear! Fennec has a huge data stick full of videos and photos, so she hosts a movie/show and tell night for ALL of Clan Mudhorn and Co. She gets to embarrasse everyone, she's living her best life (no one will ever know she thinks it was kind of cute).
Boba is slightly sad when they get turned back, but then, a few years later when tatooine is much more stable and several mandolorians have decided to help and live there, Boba adopts some foundlings!
There's just so much potential *chefs kiss*
Luke, out of nowhere: Fuck! I just lost The Game.
Din, startled cause his husband was supposed to be meditating??: "Huh???"
Luke: "You know, The Game"
Din: "Cyar'ika...I have no clue what you're on about-"
Luke: "Where if you think of the game you lose the game! And if you lose The Game you have to say you lost The Game."
Din: "That makes no sense!"
Luke: "Well you just lost The Game."
Din: "I'm not playing the game!"
Luke, very seriously: "Everyone is always playing The Game. The Game doesn't end."
Din: !!!??
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Din: "Boba you know Tatooine...do you have any idea what Luke means by 'The Game'.
Boba, Fennec, Cara, Bo-Katan, and Paz: "DAMNIT DJARIN YOU JUST MADE US LOSE THE GAME!!!"
Din: !!!!!????? WHAT IS GOING ON !!!!!??????
#this is shapelessly inspired by The Game in the uk#the only way it can end is if the queen of england says it ends#sorry to any of my Uk followers who just lost The Game#....its a weird thing idk why it exists but hey its funny 🤷♂️#dinluke#luke skywalker#din djarin#paz viszla#boba fett#bo katan kryze#fennec shand#cara dune
Clan Mudhorn and family: Karaoke.
Enjoys going to karaoke places, and will sing
- Luke
- Paz
- Boba
- Han
Enjoys going to karaoke places, but refuses to sing
- Din
- Leia
Would rather die than go to a karaoke bar
- Cara
- Bo-Katan
- Artoo
Has killed someone at a karaoke bar
- Fennec
Local wlwlw (women loving women loving weapons) watching gay shit unfold. Ft a dead moff.
I have to stop taking gay lego star wars photos omg 😅💀