Axe, looking at Paz : I could take him.
Bo-Katan: In a fight? We've already established you- wait...you mean in a fight right...?
Axe:
Bo:
Axe:
Bo:
Din: ....I'm gonna be sick
I genuinely thought Bo and Din would be wlw/mlm hostility but I am delighted at the weird besties and their wlw/mlm solidarity
At least until Din finds out Bo is sleeping with his buir...
The only reason we don't see Luke in the final shot of Din and Grogu chilling outside their new house is because he's inside getting some blue choccy milk for them all.
Din adopting Grogu and having a small house with a porch to chill on while the Lesbians rule Mandalore is exactly what Star Wars is about.
Avarage day in the Whitesun-Larses move to Mandalore AU:
Poor Beru has to constantly deal with hoards of mandolorians who want to court Luke.
But it's not like her and Owen don't also have their share of admirers 👀
#theyre very lucky it was Beru who opened the door because owen would be chasing them away with a broom#hes so protective#the poor mandos just want to look at the sexy twink#i love this silly AU everyones happy yaaayyy#luke skywalker#dinluke#din djarin#owen lars#beru whitesun lars#beru whitesun#mudhorn morons#my art
Mudhorn Morons on a car trip (Modern AU)
Cara, driving: *focusing intensely on the road*
Din, mystified: "Wow, I've never seen Cara so focused this is incredible."
Luke, not looking up from his phone: "She's trying to keep the speedometer at 69mph"
Bo-Katan: "THE SPEED LIMIT IS 30 CARA!!! 30!!!"
Luke: What would be the word for a gay cowboy
Cara: A gayboy
Bo-Katan: No that-
Din: Wait she has a point
Din, a blushing mess: "Luke....were under- there's mistletoe"
Luke: "Oh you sweet gorgeous man, we've been married for years if you want a kiss you just need to ask" *Gives Din a soft kiss*
Din: *Din.exe has stopped working*
Luke, bursting into the Clan sitting room: "CARA DUNE HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Cara, jumping up: "Oh! I dare!"
Din: "What did you do???"
Cara: "I have no idea but I'm gonna defend my choice to do it what ever it was."
On the side lines of a DinLuke Hallmark Movie AU:
Bo-Katan, who has rushed from The City TM to stop Din ruining his life by falling for the charms of country life and pretty twinks, ringing the service bell at the inn: "Excuse me. I need help finding someone immediately."
Cara, leaning forward in a way she knows makes her arms look amazing: "Well, I'm right here 😘"
Later at the climax of the main plot where Din will choose the country life and Luke:
Bo-Katan: "You are throwing away your career for some stupid fantasy! Staying here is a mistake, there is nothing for you in this village!"
Din: "Bo, this would be a lot more effective if you weren't literally holding hands and wearing matching rings with the village barkeeper!!"
#bo on her ultimate hypocrit arc in the dinluke hallmark film#the end is din and bo leaving the city and their boring job and living a happy cute life with their respective spouse#and they all have hideous jumpers#this is so stupid but the thought wouldnt leave me#luke skywalker#dinluke#din djarin#grogu#cara dune#bo katan kryze#bocara#mudhorn morons
Force Ghost Anakin watching Luke sleep with a long line of older (mostly moustached) men: "....yeah this is my fault"
Luke, working on his X-wing: *sigh* "Cara can you please stop throwing credits at my butt!*
Cara, still throwing coins: "No can do sunshine, I heard Paz say you 'had an ass you could bounce credits off' and I need to prove him wrong."
Luke: "You proved him wrong 30minutes ago!!"
Cara: "Yeah but then Din decked him saying you 'could bounce a thousand credits off it' so now I have to prove him wrong too "
Bo-Katan: "why are none of you taking into account thAT CREDITS ARE RECTANGULAR"
Mudhorn Morons hiking/mountain cabin trip AU:
Din, walking into the kitchen in the middle of the night because hes been hearing weird noises for the past few nights: "Cara?...Hey...have you been hearing weird noises these past few nights."
Cara: "Huh? Oh yeah that's just Luke trying to attract a Bigfoot."
Din: ???
Cara: "Hes been studying Bigfoot mating calls ever since we booked the trip."
Din:
Cara:
Din:
Cara:
Luke, posing seductively in a long shirt by the forests edge: "ARROOOOWWGGHHHHOOOO"
#i have a big foot....i have TWO#din:#and then him and Luke get married#cara is disgusted and gets bigfoot videos recomended to her by youtube for many many months#paz slept through it all#he heard i the first night and was like ...im not messing with what ever creature that is -im dumb but im not that dumb#he doesnt find out it was Luke for years#luke skywalker#dinluke#din djarin#cara dune#mudhorn morons
Council Chamber on Mandalore:
Bo-Katan: "Now I've summoned you all here today because you all apparently need a lesson in how to appropriately refer to Consort Skywalker at official Republic events."
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Cara: "I don't even talk at those I just stand in the corner eating the mini food!"
Bo-Katan, tired: "Last week you dragged Luke to the buffet and said, and I quote, 'hey twinky fruit boi come check out this cake it fucks so hard'. That is not an appropriate thing to call a galactic leader infront of the Chandrillan Senator!"
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Paz: "This is why I'm head guard and not you."
Bo-Katan, glaring at Paz now: "You. You called Luke 'your HighnASS-you-can-bounce-credits-off' infront of the entire Intergalactic Agricultural Council!"
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Din, huffy: "I don't understand why I'm here, I always refer to Luke by his title"
Bo-Katan, at her wits end: "Mand'alor you formally addressed the consort as 'cutie patootie of next level beauty with a bountiful booty which I eat like it's my duty' in your opening speech!"
Din: "My point still stands"
Bo-Katan:
Din:
Bo-Katan:
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Luke, awkwardly raising hand: "Bo, why am I here?"
Bo-Katan: "BECAUSE YOU ANSWERED TO ALL OF THESE NAMES"