Gay and tired

Paz hates Clan games night. He especially hates Space Monopoly.

Luke is a deft cheater, his innocent big blue eyes are a lie, he will use the force to influence the dice roll - he insists he doesn't but no one lands that consistently on the utilities and the blues!

Din doesn't win often but he always beats Paz so he must be cheating! Paz isn't sure how but Din is a skilled bounty hunter - there must be some transferable skills...or maybe it's the darksaber....

Bo-Katan is unnatrually good at convincing people to trade with her. They should all know better by now and yet they always end up making deals that fuck them over three turns later.

Cara straight up steals from the bank. She gets away with it everytime because Bo is banker so Cara just flexes her muscles and Bo somehow instantly forgets that Dune is an Unrepentant Monopoly Criminal. (Paz tried it once..Bo took 100 credits from him as 'emotional distress compensation').

Grogu has eaten nearly all the figures.

We all know twink + powerful wlw relationships are Elite. Especially when it's one (1) twink and a pack of wlw, who lovingly bully him.

Leia, Bo-Katan, Fennec, and The Armourer (Ahsoka is an hounary member but she's going through stuff rn) have 'ruling the galaxy' meetings.

As running the galaxy is hard and stressful work, everyone has decided that at intervals Luke is thrown into the meeting room for them to torment.

It's become part of his Official Consort Duties.

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Din, bowing at Luke after picking him up from his scheduled teasing by the galaxy's most powerful people: "Thank you for your service Cyar'ika."

When Luke, Cara and Paz are left to their own devices on the beach one person always ends up neck deep in sand.

Paz insists he is strong enough to burst out, he is not. Grogu uses his head as some drums while Cara and Luke break it down to the 'beat'.

Cara has an escape theory she wants to test. It fails, Cara is trapped in the sand. Luke puts a bucket on her head and Paz declares her a Mandolorian. Grogu plays the drums once more.

Burying Luke in the sand is boring as he is both Tatooinian and a Jedi so escaping is no big deal. Once he dramatically lifted himself out with the force and made the sand swirl around him, because he sensed Din approaching. It was a sucessfully tactic as Din grabbed him and dragged him to a random beach hut.

Cara, Paz and Luke once tried to bury Bo-Katan....they ended up hiding on a random moon for a month.

Cara, from a different room: "Morning Luke!"

Luke, wearing headphones and in a different room: "Huh? - oh, Morning! Sorry I had my headphones on!

Cars, sprinting aggressively out of the room: " What did you say to me Bitch?"

Luke: "....good morning, sorry I had my head phones on..?"

Cara: "Oh! I thought you called me a slag."

Luke: ???????

Cara: "Guess I'm just used to you insulting me *shrugs*"

Luke:

Cara:

Luke: "HOW DID YOU HEAR 'SLAG' FROM THAT????"

Can you imagine the amount of food three force sensitive children coming back from force training would eat? Not to mention Luke who has also had to teach everyone!

Din is just minding his own business in the royal wing when suddenly there's a swarm of hungry Skywalker-Djarins raiding the kitchen.

It's carnage.

Finn is face first in the cupboard eating oats by the handful, occasionally stopping to drink what ever juice is close by.

Rey is eating space peanuts but is too hungry to shell them and just crunching down on the shells.

Grogu consumed all the eggs and is now eating butter, there is butter everywhere.

Luke is eating a bag of bread and a can of blue milk whipped cream.

Din loves them all very much.

Me aggressively adding people to Clan Mudhorn to make it a chaotic found family of traumatised badass people - some of whom didn't mean to become part of the family but suddenly realise they are, and that it's too late to escape...

Cara and Luke having a chaotic sibling relationship is so funny when paired with them being important people/part of the royal clan.

Like they're all at a big diplomatic event, Luke is in full consort fashion and Cara in royal guard(+family) regalia; but, the entire time they're having to restrain the Cain Instinct.

I feel like there was a memorable occasion, after a week long event where Cara hasn't been allowed to bonk Luke on the head, where Cara just fully tackles Luke and they end up wrestling (in their Important Person TM Clothing).

All the Mandolorians are loving it!!! Hot people fighting!!! Hell Yeah!!! Well...all the mandos bar Bo-Katan who is dispairing because the other (non-mando) Important People TM - who haven't all signed Important Documents TM - are watching...

Bo tries to get Din to stop them, but Luke has messy hair, is having fun, and looking stunning in rumpled/slightly torn royal garments, so Din is mesmerised and useless.

Honestly, it's a miracle Clan Mudhorn is as competent as it is when they are also Clan Found Family Morons.

I dread to think the amount of injuries Cara, Luke and Paz get just from pushing eachother into vegetation, bodies of water, etc.

In Star Wars world, you think you can just hip check your Vod into a hedge for funsies; but suddenly they're falling off a ledge, into a completely different city, and you have to run a week long rescue mission to get them back.

.........and then two days later, the exact same thing happens because the Cain instinct of pushing Vods into random stuff is simply too strong.

*Luke and Cara sparring hand to hand*

Cara: "Is that the strongest punch you can do pretty boy? Thank the stars you have the Force or you'd be a gonner!"

Luke: "I don't think you can handle my strongest punch, and I'd hate to ruin your luck with the ladies even more by breaking your face."

Cara: "Oh, fightinging talk from his royal Highness, but nothing to back it up!'

Luke: "Don't blame me when you eat sand."

Cara: "Come on, try it!"

Luke: *Fully punches Cara and knocks her out*

Cara: *is unconscious and inelegantly sprawled on the ground*

Luke: "Oh Shit....uh medical?!"

Bo-Katan and a medical droid approach.

Cara gets carted away to the medical bay.

Bo, looking at Luke with disappointed distain: "I can't believe you would do this today, on Intergalactic Lesbian Day. Shame on you, Skywalker. Shame on you."