Luke is a pumpkin and the Star Wars wlw are tigers in need of enrichment
Anonymous asked:
Modern au where din and Luke end up with the exact same group of freinds but never manage to run into each other as a group start dating without telling anyone while their freinds are trying to set them up with each other but due to copious useless of nicknames they have no clue that it's each other
This feels confusing so I'll give an example
Luke working at Ms.mottos repair shop: oh hey it's lunch I'm gonna step out
Peli: oh that's fine I have a freind stopping by after this you should meet him and his kid
Luke: darn I need to run an errand for uncle obi sorry
*ten minutes later*
Din walking in with grogu
Peli: hey Mando you just missed junior he loves kids you two would get along well
Din: thank you for watching grogu I have lunch plans
Din to grogu: see you later kid I'll be back soon
Of course this au is best if Boba and the clones are related and the clones and anakin are close
It would be funny and grogu being the only one who knows
Ahsoka is of course the one who runs into them when they're on a date
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OMGGG IM C R Y I N G the Shakespearian comedy energy of this! I'm Living!
The gang ABSOLUTELY have a group chat dedicated to scheming of having Din and Luke meet!!! (They also have memes about them on this group chat..it continues even once they find out)
I love the idea that Din and Luke meeting like in a pretty normal place/way, like the park and Grogu just hones in on Luke or Din sees Luke ready to throw hands with some dickhead or whatever. Meanwhile the group is coming up with increasingly convoluted plots to get them in the same place.
Also they literally talk about their friends, but are so into eachother they don't even notice that so many of their circle has the same name; they're too busy making heart eyes and wedding Pinterest boards.
Din, the clones and Boba helping Anakin out with stuff and Anakin thinking 'hmm this young man would be the perfect son-in-law and he comes with instant grandson! And just keeps bigging Luke up and Din like being polite but thinking 'i already have the best Luke'.
I want Din and Luke just constantly coincidentally leaving a room as one of their friends walks in. Like full Emperor's New Groove restaurant scene vibes
Din like 'thats so funny I have a friend called Leia who has a twin brother called Luke! Must be a popular name combo!' Luke like 'my bestie Cara has a friend called Din and is a disaster lesbian too!' and it's just peak dumbass.
Din and Luke dating for almost a year when Ahsoka happens to walk past them on an adorable picnic date, and kissing. She sees Din lean in to kiss someone and is like "oh no our plans are ruined" and thEN SHE SEES THAT ITS LUKE AND LOSES HER MIND
She calls the group chat like YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
At the wedding Boba and Anakin have a slide show of the best of the Operation DinLuke groupchat and texts between them and Din and Luke. The presentation is iconic and Din and Luke are like .....how did we not realise... But at the same time do watch the video of it at least once a year (normally on their anniversary).
We all know twink + powerful wlw relationships are Elite. Especially when it's one (1) twink and a pack of wlw, who lovingly bully him.
Leia, Bo-Katan, Fennec, and The Armourer (Ahsoka is an hounary member but she's going through stuff rn) have 'ruling the galaxy' meetings.
- Cara is there as well but shes just eyecandy who brings snacks and simps.
As running the galaxy is hard and stressful work, everyone has decided that at intervals Luke is thrown into the meeting room for them to torment.
It's become part of his Official Consort Duties.
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Din, bowing at Luke after picking him up from his scheduled teasing by the galaxy's most powerful people: "Thank you for your service Cyar'ika."
#he is happy to do it#tbf hes just as sassy back#his little bro vibes are too strong they trigger the cain instinct in the others#mudhorn morons#clan mudhorn morons#luke skywalker#dinluke#din djarin#cara dune#leia organa#(bi queen leia was the first tag to come up when i typed leia omg iconic)#fennec shand#bo katan kryze#the armourer#ahsoka tano#i love them all your honor
It is a truth universally acknowledge, that the Star Wars wlw are the only people with braincells in the Galaxy, and that they run the Galaxy.
(Disclaimer: Cara is the exception, she has no braincell only muscle and love of women and throwing hands.)
#i mean this with all my heart#leia fennec and bo are in charge and i love them#honourable mention of Ahsoka (even if she doesnt want to be incharge of anything) and the Armourer (even if she was mean to Din about#his helmet)#meanwhile Cara just simps for them#and she is valid#leia organa#fennec shand#bo katan kryze#ahsoka tano#the armourer#who runs the world? ✨them✨#cara dune#shes just eye candy and brings them snacks
Anakin: "Absolutely not. No."
Obi-Wan: "Come on Anakin, we've been over this, Luke is carrying the weight of the galaxy on his shoulders, he deserves to have his back blown out by a sexy mandolorian!
Ahsoka, searching for Force dampening cuffs on space-ebay: "I hate it here"
Din bought a ring the moment he saw Luke and Grogu fistbumping in the distance, bathed in the soft glow of the sun.
Ahsoka and Anakin are screaming.
Ahsoka: *cockblock Luke*
Anakin: *cockblock Luke*
Obi-Wan: "LET THE MAN SUCK MANDO DICK"
Ahsoka, who has heard all about Luke's Hoth Boy Summer: "You can't see Luke!!- I mean Grogu."
Din:
Ahsoka:
Din:
Anakin: 👍
I hope therapy is compulsory at the Skywalker Academy...for the students and the teachers
Frog linage: Yoda, Luke, Grogu.
Disaster lineage: Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, Luke.
Whore liniage: Obi-Wan, Luke.
Imagine being Luke and only having Artoo and a baby for company. Like Ahsoka seems to come and go, so it's just Grogu, Artoo, and the ant droids.... Luke's way of speaking is gonna be so wild in a few months. Poor Din/Leia/Ahsoka are gonna arrive and hes just forgotten how to talk to normal adults.