sick line

promise?

i don't care if you're neuron divergent i need you to slay count fucking dracula

“Perverted”

Absolutely vibrating with laughter at this tweet like THE DESCENT?????

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

okay NOW if I had to explain what tumblr is like I'd show THIS

here's what we know so far

you notice wyll ravengard looking at you, what do you do?

I CAST BOOP AT 9TH LEVEL

COUNTER BOOP

COUNTER BOOP YOUR COUNTER BOOP

I counter boop your counter boop!

twinned counter boop!!

claws

Purple Harlequin Toad

Spiro And Estro From Vanuatu - submitted by @spiri-phone9

#70CCCC #F285A9 #F9F6ED #E54754 #078C6A