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because I am a confused little lad
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Happy holidays to you all! I hope you have a pleasant and blessed end of this year! 

Once more I got to do Dragosteel's holiday card, and what a pleasure it was to do that one. This year the theme was awkward family foto and Christmas sweaters, or at least spren sweaters? 

Do you have a favourite?

People have been asking where the favourite Kholin son is, and yes originally Kaladin was in there, but then got booted out to be replaced by Gallant. (Seems like nobody signed any adoption papers so far…)

But I made some art with him, Shallan and Adolin to restore balance. And so I could design Adolin’s sweater details, because how can it be a fashion oriented card and then NOT show his choice for it?! It has swords and horses (Sureblood is in the back), of course!

And yes, ever since I was asked to include that chull plushy in that card, I knew I had to get one at Nexus. They are adorable. So round. His name is Chubby. Chubby the chull. TSA find them suspicious. 

Art director and co-conspirator on the inside was the incredible Priscilla Spencer. @priscellie

#waaaah what a family they are#szeth and nightblood are perfect#stormlight archive
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Thud!

My Tattoo Knows What You Did In the Dark by Fall Out Boy

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  • Feet of Clay - “A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More Dorfl” by Fall Out Boy
  • Thief of Time - “The Temporal Tunnel of Love” by Fall Out Boy
  • The Last Continent - “Bursar, We’re Going Down (Under)” by Fall Out Boy
  • Wyrd Sisters - “We Were Witches from the Start (The King Is Dead)” by Fool Out Boy
  • Nanny Ogg’s Cookbook - “The Pros and Cons of Eating” by Fall Out Boy
  • The Wee Free Men - “You’re Crashing, But You’re No Land Under Wave” by Fall Out Boy
  • A Hat Full Of Sky - “It’s Not a Side Effect of the Feegles, I Am Thinking It Must Be Mind Control” by Fall Out Boy
  • Wintersmith - “Grand Theft Autumn, Summer & Spring/Where Is Your Horse Pendant” (acoustic version) by Fall Out Boy
  • Mort - “Love, Sex, Death” by Fall Out Boy
  • Equal Rites - “Witches and Wizards Get Stitches and Whoops Here Comes the Dungeon Dimension” by Fall Out Boy
  • Night Watch - “I’m Like a Shipwright with the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Keeled (Carcer & Vimes)” by Fall Out Boy
  • Sourcery - “From Now On, Don’t Use Sourcery” by Fall Out Boy
  • Monstrous Regiment - “"Tell Those Socks They Just Made My List of Things to Use to Infiltrate the Army Today” by Fall Out Boy
  • Where’s My Cow? - “It’s Hard to Say “Moo”, When That’s Not My Cow” by Fall Out Boy
  • Raising Steam - “Reinventing the Train to Run Myself Over” by Fall Out Boy
  • Interesting Times - “Disloyal Order of You’ve Got Nothing to Lose But Your Water Buffaloes” by Fall Out Boy
  • Interesting Times - “Catch Me If You Can/Proclamation of Your Wife is a Big Hippo” by Fall Out Boy, feat. Rincewind
  • Hogfather - “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out” by Fall Out Boy, feat. Mr. Teatime
  • Johnny and the Dead - “The (After) Life of the Party” by Fall Out Boy
  • Carpe Jugulum - “Count de Magpyr Can’t Lose (But I’m Gunna Give ‘Im a Cuppa)” by Fall Out Boy
  • The Truth - “My Pen Is the Best Kind of Weapon” by Fall Out Boy
  • Soul Music - “I (Pretty Much) Saved the Life of Someone In The Band With Rocks In and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me” by Fall Out Boy, feat. Susan Sto Helit
  • The Last Hero - “Homesick at Space Camp” by Fall Out Boy
  • Lords and Ladies - “I Reckon I’ve Got a Horseshoe and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Bugger Off (Midsummer Night’s Song)” by Fall Out Boy
  • Faust Eric - “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Book So We Wouldn’t Get Sued” by Fall Out Boy
  • Maskerade - “Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am?” by Fall Out Boy
  • Making Money - “The (Lipwigged) Gold Standard” by Fall Out Boy
  • Small Gods - “The Patron Saint of Turtles and This One Guy Called Brutha” by Fall Out Boy
  • Snuff - “G.I.N.A.S.F.S. (Goblin is Not a Synonym for Shitty” by Fall Out Boy
  • Wings - “U.F.O. to the Touch, Nome On the Inside” by Fall Out Boy
  • Moving Pictures - “Moving Pictures” by Fall Out Boy (well, duh)
  • Reaper Man - “Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the World and Stop Wearing Crowns)” by Fall Out Boy
  • Men at Arms - “Alpha Dog” by Fall Out Boy, feat. Gaspode & Big Fido
  • The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents - “Rat a Tat” by Fall Out Boy
  • Unseen Academicals - “Sophomore Sports or Comeback of the Orc” by Fall Out Boy
  • The Fifth Elephant - “A Scone Together” by Fall Out Boy
  • Jingo - “This Ain’t a Crime Scene, It’s an Arms Race” by Fall Out Boy “Yes, It Bloody Well is a Crime Scene” by His Grace, Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of etc.
  • Going Postal - “Headfirst Slide into the Post Office on a Bad Escape Attempt” by Fall Out Moist
  • The Shepherd’s Crown - “Roundworld’s Now Waiting (For the Last Book from a Mourned Dead Man)” by F-fall Out B… *loud sobbing*
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Discworld Heritage Post

#discworld#fall out boy too i guess
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mothsplaining

when dogs are scary smart

over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.

this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.

if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i…don’t know what is lmao

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tchaikovskaya

literally the canine version of this

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