Purple is the best step-dad ever. So caring.
Another glorious case if the Tallest being the best husbands in history. And! The greatest step-dads as well. Definitely not giving Zim here any ideas about how love should work. Yup. Wonderful parents.
Zim was like fuck no I refuse to be the only weird one. That dog is staying GREEN!!!
YOU DIDN'T THINK WE FORGOT ABOUT GIR HUH?
Zim for sure didn't. He didn't shut up about a service dog for a second aaand the Tallests just got sick of it and picked a random pup from a dog shelter
Technically Zim had a service dog once before the Tallests adopted him, but he had a habit of dragging it into his shenanigans so. No service dog for him. Just Gir. Who, luckily, can endure his shit simply because he has already been through a lot and look at him! Good as new. Just green. And dumb. Still a good dog tho.
They're perfect for each other okay. They'll be fine. Probably
Euuughh *dies*
So uh. Drew the Tallests for the sick Zim au! They're his very shitty step parents uwu
Their au names are Patric and Rory and they are married for profit! Specifically Red is married so he can stay in the US and Purple's family will keep him in the will only if he's married with a man :3
They adopted Zim as additional proof of their marriage being "legit" and now are. Struggling. Because honestly who knew they picked a child only actual loving parents could stand?