porcelain-dollbones reblogged
Making Knights and Maids fight for my affection is so funny. The Knights always lose because they are more principled, but they take pride in losing on their principles so the maids and I laugh at them behind their backs.
They go and cry about their honor in the church later, distraught that I should be so consumed by wickedness; the maids and I sit in the rafters and giggle to ourselves.