#whining – @popsandculture on Tumblr

"It annoys the hell out of me," Paul told National Review on Wednesday. "I feel like if I could just go to detention after school for a couple days, then everything would be okay. But do I have to be in detention for the rest of my career?"

Rand Paul thinks plagiarism gets you detention. I actually believe that this offense generally results in expulsion, Rand. If this is the end for you, I'm not sorry about it, but you probably will be.