It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Woke up to find this under our door in Arlington, VA
18 people are dead, countless families have lost their homes, and millions are without power. Americans for Tax Reform has chosen to capitalize on this tragedy and show America that they - not Hurricane Sandy or President Obama - are the real fucking assholes here.
WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.
- Lindsay Lohan, via twitter
Ah yes, Lilo. Positivity always helps when preparing to potentially lose your life/home/all of your belongings.
How silly of everyone to be so mature and prepared for something, lindsaylohan.
I have 11 Lean Pockets in the freezer
Bring it on, Frankenstorm.