popsandculture reblogged
Always relevant.
I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really don't have to try anymore, and you can just sit around together and goof on TV shows, and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business.
Liz Lemon / "Gavin Volure" episode / 30 Rock / obviously
I would not trade any of these features for anybody else’s. I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I wouldn’t even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did.
Tina Fey, Bossypants
popsandculture reblogged
I did this to Tina Fey. It was so awkward. So wonderfully awkward.
I love you forever, Dr. Drew Baird. Pirate hook hands and all.
TGIF!
Liz: ...And then all the kids say "Thanks, Meat Cat!" and Meat Cat flies away on his, um, skate board.
popsandculture reblogged
Good morning!
Source: unitedstatesoftony
Liz: Hey Jenna! Whats up?
Jenna: Pretty good!
Liz: Are you ok?
Jenna: Oh I'm fine Jenna. I'm just a little light headed. I'm on a crash diet to get back to my old weight by Friday.
Liz: Well what diet is going to do that?
Jenna: It's the Japanese porn star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want, so ..
“It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.”
Tina Fey, Bossypants