Perfection.
Happy birthday, Joey B.
It's never, never, never the woman's fault. No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman. No means no. [...] The one regret I have is we call it domestic violence as if it's a domesticated cat. It is the most vicious form of violence there is, because not only the physical scars are left, the psychological scars that are left. This whole culture for so long has put the onus on the woman. What were you wearing? What did you say? What did you do to provoke? That is never the appropriate question.
Vice President Joe Biden, on domestic violence.
Biden on Instagram. Hell yes.
Two of the best things in the world: Joe Biden on Carmen Sandiego.
If you're cooking up some half-assed April Fool's Day prank, just don't bother. Because Jill Biden already has everyone beat, after huddling in an overhead luggage compartment in Air Force Two, so she could burst forth and scare the shit out of her husband, the vice president.
The total was $56.25. Biden pulled out a wad of cash and realized he was short. "Alright man," he said, and then turned around and called out to Fran Person, his personal aide, "Fran, you got ten bucks?"
Mr. Mayor, congratulations. Marty, this is Joe Biden. Nice to see you win and nice to see Labor win. Anything I can do to help you from the White House in terms of your needs in Boston, holler man. Congratulations. Enjoy the night.
This is the message Joe Biden left after calling a second wrong number on election night. Oh, Joe.
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Lets be honest. We are all a bit surprised Joe isn't in the bunny costume, right?
“We have Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, and a slew of bright, young energetic governors ready to take America into the future,” McConnell continued. “And the other guys? They got Hillary and Joe Biden.”
Exactly. We have Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden.