This Really Happened: A Cat Came in Third in Virginia’s Senate Race
Bust out the cat nip because a FUCKING CAT came in third in Virgina's Senate race. With 6,000 votes, no less!
Part of his bio:
From the very first day, Hank has been a fighter. Born to a single mother living on the streets, Hank, his mother, and his siblings were taken to an animal shelter and sat on death row. Shortly before their execution, Hank and the rest of his family were saved by an animal rescue group called Animal Allies. Hank was adopted to a loving family, and was raised by his adopted brother Sammy.
Being from the streets and having nothing, Hank learned the value of hard work. Putting himself through school while working, Hank was simply too stubborn and driven to let his disadvantages dictate his future.