His name is Eugene Lyle Peniston. Of course.
When the animal control officer caught up, she saw Kirschbaum and William hiding behind a car, police said. She put the goat in the back seat of her truck to write Kirschbaum a citation.
And William – perhaps in an act of defiance, hunger or boredom – proceeded to eat some of the animal control officer's paperwork.
And they say nothing happens in Iowa.
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While the country is busy focusing on the hurricane, animals of the same name are finding it is the peak time to commit crimes and get away with it.