All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Fran Lebowitz
Every single time I think that there is no possible way I could love Tina Fey more, she makes it happen. Looking good, girl.
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spookyfied: my idea of a perfect date:
you pick me up at 8 pm sharp. you arrive in a limo with a hot tub and we drive to a remote mountain cottage. it must be snowy and all the trees will be decorated with christmas lights
we get out, you hand over the briefcase. it contains exactly 5 million dollars in cash. after checking the authenticity, we shake hands, i get back into the limo and drive off