The kind of toilet paper one buys says more about them than they ever could.

These Olympic athletes train their entire lives to be the best in the world at their sport. The best in the world! And me? I had wine and marshmallows for dinner. #tumblrgoldmedal

I ate McDonald's yesterday for the first time in years and did not like the taste of any of it. IS THIS WHAT BEING A GROWN UP IS!?

For when I grow up

(Yes, I am technically an adult but am nowhere near owning something this beautiful)