#jesus christ lmao – @poopylol on Tumblr

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I just realized something.

the reason this old dude was aggressively grabbing the groceries out of the turnstile today and his wife kept whispering to him "calm down Greg dont get angry" (not realizing I have EXCEPTIONAL hearing) was because I forgot to tuck my goat pentagram necklace I always wear back under my shirt after break.

he was having a fucking MASSIVE internal rage fit after seeing me wear it.

His wife was very sweet but now I get why he looked like he was going to reach over the counter and choke my lights out and kept grabbing the groceries before I could finish a single bag.

I'm too stupid to realize he was pissed off until like 5 hours later so I remained perfectly friendly

Me being a complete himbo probably spared me getting into an arguement today.

That dude: *heavy angry breathing, grabbing everything*

Me, a blissful idiot and being genuinely nice to him: that'll be $137.93, if you'd like I can double bag these for you sir :)

It.....doesnt help that I have an absolutely MASSIVE snake tattoo covering the entire right side of my neck and lower head......with......tree branches....

Me:

This 70 year old man:

#jesus christ lmao