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this is basically how that interaction went down right
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The Parker Brothers
Sidney: 100% that bitch, (not) insensible of feeling, enjoys swimming naked, fond of romantic declarations of love, an idiot, a big selfless idiot, so in love with Charlotte Heywood it is now a personality trait
Tom: The Worst
Arthur: Lily of the Field, genuine knight in shining armour, passionate consumer of baked goods, must be protected at all costs
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the fact that nobody has ever cast jeff goldblum as zaphod beeblebrox is a big shame on our planet tbh
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In which Howl’s Moving Castle is full of those Relatable Millennial Feels
Sophie
- Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
- Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
- Constant excuses to not talk to people
- Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
- “I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”
- RAGE
- Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not
- *everything’s on fire* “This is fine”
- I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
- Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.
Howl
- Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
- Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them
- “Why don’t you have a real job”
- Cannot handle responsibility
- Is responsible for things anyway
- “Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”
- Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™
- also “treat yo self”
- Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
- “Oh no I care for all these people why”
- Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
- Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
- “I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.
Michael
- Anxious bab
- What is happening why this plz help
- Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
- “I guess this now” :/
- Better at adulting than the actual adults
- Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
- A bit useless in a crisis
- Tries so hard, gets so far
- Found family is the best family
Calcifer
- “I’m being exploited!”
- Complains about everything
- Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
- Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace
- Eats everything and anything.
- “Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”
- Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.
- Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for them
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OTP stands in the same room.
Me:
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constant mood
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some english literature hot takes (best if you imagine a 40-year old me sitting on top of a desk in a classroom full of undergrads, tossing one of these lines out with a noncommittal shrug, then taking a gulp of wine from my coffee mug)
- “are we sure the bronte sisters weren’t actually the same person?”
- “john donne’s religious conflict was rooted in the fact that he wanted the pope to dom him”
- “james joyce was actually the first robot to pass the turing test”
- “as we all know, the greatest drama of the elizabethan era was the time christopher marlowe faked his own death to avoid being executed for telling everyone jesus was gay”
- “beowulf, which i believe is clearly an allegory about WWII,”