❛  we'll just have to make do.  ❜ ❛  come on, it'll be fun.  ❜ ❛  wait, where are we going?  ❜ ❛  you can't be here. go now!  ❜ ❛  it's just a dream, a stupid dream.  ❜ ❛  don't be afraid. i'm a friend.  ❜ ❛  i can't stand up. what should i do?  ❜ ❛  now listen, i'l tell you what to do. if you stay here, they'll find you. i'll distract them while you get away.  ❜ ❛  you have no choice if you want to survive here ... and save your parents, too.  ❜ ❛  why do i need a weakling like you?  ❜ ❛  trembling, aren't you? still, i'm impressed you made it this far.  ❜ ❛  what a pain. you're gonna pay for this.  ❜ ❛  keep your wits about you. if you need anything, ask me.  ❜ ❛  hey, are you okay? don't fall apart on me.  ❜ ❛  listen to me. i'll promise i'll save you.  ❜ ❛  what did you expect after all that rain?  ❜ ❛  i'm gonna get there someday. i'll get out of here for sure.  ❜ ❛  i was just coming to wake you up, look!  ❜ ❛  what should i do? he'll die!  ❜ ❛  what's so funny? wipe off that smile.  ❜ ❛  don't do anything stupid until i get down there.  ❜ ❛  you see, someone i really care about is badly hurt. i've got to go right now.  ❜ ❛  this is our little secret. if you tell anyone ... i'll do the same to you.  ❜ ❛  what are you going to do? he needs help.  ❜ ❛  becoming a sorcerer's apprentice is dangerous business.  ❜ ❛  well, getting there is one thing. getting back's the problem.  ❜ ❛  [name], i promise i'll be back. please don't die.  ❜ ❛  don't you understand? it's love.  ❜ ❛  what took you so long? this is a total disaster!  ❜ ❛  what do you want? you can tell me.  ❜ ❛  what, you're still alive?  ❜ ❛  you still don't see it? she's played a trick on you.  ❜ ❛  since when do you talk that way?  ❜ ❛  you held this, and nothing happened to you?  ❜ ❛  i'd like to help you, but there's nothing i can do. it's one of our rules here.  ❜ ❛  but can't you even give me a hint?  ❜ ❛  everything that happens stays inside you ... even if you can't remember it.  ❜ ❛  see? you have a talent for this.  ❜ ❛  [name], i no longer blame you for what you did. but be sure to protect this girl.  ❜ ❛  will we meet again somewhere?  ❜

❛  wherever you go in this world i'll come along.  ❜ ❛  i never wanna see her again. she's so not my friend anymore:  ❜ ❛  you're best friends. can't you two work it out?  ❜ ❛  don't you think it'll be over soon?  ❜ ❛  now what would you like for lunch? looks like we have bread and jam or jam and bread.  ❜ ❛  oh, i'm nobody. nobody at all. just pretend you never saw me.  ❜ ❛  why? what does he want with you?  ❜ ❛  you want me to say no, don't you?  ❜ ❛  okay, okay, i was only trying to protect you.  ❜ ❛  don't even talk about food, my stomach has been rumbling for miles.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that was meant for me.  ❜ ❛  so, you know my name. i wonder who could have told you.  ❜ ❛  is that how you say thank you?  ❜ ❛  we're finally having some good luck, why can't we enjoy it?  ❜ ❛  i can't go any farther. i can't.  ❜ ❛  please, don't argue. you've done enough.  ❜ ❛  why us? why can't somebody else do it?  ❜ ❛  miss her? why would i miss her? we've only been friends for as long as i can remember.  ❜ ❛  i feel like a part of me is gone.  ❜ ❛  i have nothing to say to you.  ❜ ❛  why do i have a bad feeling?  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry, [name]. why did i ever leave? i'm so sorry.  ❜ ❛  we have to stop them, but how?  ❜ ❛  look at that. again you show up just when we need you.  ❜ ❛  you actually think this mad plan will work?  ❜ ❛  you've been playing with me!  ❜ ❛  do you believe in magic?  ❜ ❛  how can you believe what you don't see?  ❜ ❛  not a word about this to anyone.  ❜ ❛  will you stay with us? we can have rooms near each other.  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry for what i said.  ❜

❛  you almost had it, [name]. here, let me show you.  ❜ ❛  you’ve just gotta find the courage to try.  ❜ ❛  you can’t tell me what to do!  ❜ ❛  don’t worry, i’ll wait until your party is over before i perform any mischief.  ❜ ❛  some people never change. but we can always hope.  ❜ ❛  you must have felt like a princess.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could have been there.  ❜ ❛  maybe next time you can come with me.  ❜ ❛  not so fearless now, hmm?  ❜ ❛  you’re not going to get away from me this time.  ❜ ❛  it’s dangerous, yes. but not impossible.  ❜ ❛  me? with you? in there? i don’t think so.  ❜ ❛  this is crazy. but, yes.  ❜ ❛  here, let me give you a hand.  ❜ ❛  well, i’m sorry, but you should have been more careful.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could remember but i’m so hungry.  ❜ ❛  that would be a shame, then i couldn’t tell you the juicy bit of gossip i overheard.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t know things had gotten this bad.  ❜ ❛  well, what have we here?  ❜ ❛  well, if you have nothing to hide you won’t mind answering a few questions.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never heard such a ridiculous story!  ❜ ❛  i do believe i’m starting to rub off on you.  ❜ ❛  you want me to babysit a rock?  ❜ ❛  why haven’t you told anyone?  ❜ ❛  perhaps you should remember who’s in charge of this expedition.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you’re alright to travel?  ❜ ❛  that is what you want, isn’t it?  ❜ ❛  i should have never come, what was i thinking?  ❜ ❛  what am i saying? i can’t leave! i’m their only hope!  ❜ ❛  are you sure about this?  ❜ ❛  ah, you’re just in time for your party.  ❜ ❛  there’s more to being king than having a crown.  ❜ ❛  i don’t need their loyalty. i don’t even need them!  ❜ ❛  i am afraid i underestimated you.  ❜ ❛  you and i know you’re much more than that.  ❜ ❛  none of this would have been possible without you, [name].  ❜ ❛  i absolutely despise happy endings!  ❜ ❛  it’s about time you got up.  ❜ ❛  it’s not a story ― it really happened.  ❜ ❛  i’m verry happy to ... meet you.  ❜

❛  ah, i love it. it’s the most incredible feeling.  ❜ ❛  i still don’t totally believe it’s real.  ❜ ❛  wait. you think somebody is following you?  ❜ ❛  maybe it’s just your imagination. i think you should just forget all about it.  ❜ ❛  scared me a little there, my but ... whoo, yes i’m fine, just fine.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t mean to break it to you that way. i wanted to ease into it and not just blurt it out.  ❜ ❛  no, it could be dangerous. i don’t want to get you in trouble with your mom.  ❜ ❛  but i can’t just wait here. i want to help.  ❜ ❛  you won’t get away with this, [name]!  ❜ ❛  i love when captives are difficult. makes my job so much more fun.  ❜ ❛  i couldn’t help you even if i wanted to.  ❜ ❛  you’re [name]? ha. i mean you’re beautiful and all, but you’re not that beautiful.  ❜ ❛  what?! how do you know that? did you see it happen?  ❜ ❛  stop! how long have we been doing this?  ❜ ❛  don’t play dumb with me.  ❜ ❛  look, this is serious, you have to listen to me.  ❜ ❛  why are you so against me? you should be happy someone else wants to help.  ❜ ❛  so that’s why you want my help, you need me.  ❜ ❛  you weren’t trying to ditch me or anything, right?  ❜ ❛  like a really good friend? or just a ‘good’ good friend?  ❜ ❛  thank you, but i’m sure i won’t need it.  ❜ ❛  have you forgotten about this? if you lie to me, your world will be ... destroyed!  ❜ ❛  i don’t know why people make such a big deal out of this place. it’s not bad at all.  ❜ ❛  i’m just not sure i trust me.  ❜ ❛  take my hand and we’ll do it together. you ready?  ❜ ❛  you’re in love with him, aren’t you?  ❜ ❛  princes don’t go for commoners like me, that’s not how it works. besides, i think he’s in love with ... someone else.  ❜ ❛  i need you to get it. can you do that?  ❜ ❛  how touching, you chose to save them. too bad they won’t live to appreciate it!  ❜ ❛  there are no words to thank you for what you’ve done.  ❜ ❛  i just wish it didn’t have to be in vain.  ❜ ❛  you’d be you. smart and brave and everything that makes you special.  ❜ ❛  i’d still be me so i’d find a way to be okay.  ❜ ❛  looks like everything turned out perfectly.  ❜ ❛  there’s only one thing that could make this day any better.  ❜ ❛  remember this moment, [name], as you watch me come into my destiny!  ❜ ❛  strange, i feel ... different. is this what invulnerability feels like?  ❜ ❛  i wanted to congratulate you on a job well done. i’m very proud of you, you know.  ❜ ❛  i’ll see you again soon my dear. i promise.  ❜ ❛  oh, [name], you’ll never believe it. it was the most incredible adventure! i don’t even know where to start.  ❜

❛  what’s the matter, [name] ? jealous ?  ❜ ❛  we’re trying to do you a favor.  ❜ ❛  if that’s what you want to think, suit yourself.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t think so, but ... maybe i should go ask my mom, just in case.  ❜ ❛  at least one of us will get a good night’s sleep.  ❜ ❛  why didn’t i think of that ? oh, wait ... i did think of that.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry. i know how much she means to you.  ❜ ❛  you can’t possibly go all by yourself !  ❜ ❛  believe me, i don’t think i can do it either.  ❜ ❛  yeah, right, i’m different, that’s all. not great.  ❜ ❛  i think i know exactly what to do.  ❜ ❛  but, [name], if it’s so dangerous, why are you going ?  ❜ ❛  isn’t there another way ?  ❜ ❛  it’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make for them.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never seen aynthing like it.  ❜ ❛  today is what they call ‘perfect’. you know what i say to myself on days like today ?  ❜ ❛  yes, it was pretty great, wasn’t it ?  ❜ ❛  i didn’t see you coming up with any ideas !  ❜ ❛  perhaps i should revise those odds.  ❜ ❛  i don’t know how to thank you.  ❜ ❛  you don’t have to thank me. i wanted to help.  ❜ ❛  be safe. i hope one day we’ll meet again.  ❜ ❛  you’re being ridiculous !  ❜ ❛  doesn’t that feel better ?  ❜ ❛  don’t you get it ? i won’t let you come.  ❜ ❛  i’m trying to take care of you. you need to get used to it. it’s what friends do.  ❜ ❛  you don’t think you have a chance ?  ❜ ❛  thanks for dropping by, but get lost.  ❜ ❛  doesn’t that mean anything to you ?  ❜ ❛  come and get me if you can !  ❜ ❛  i’m nothing like you.  ❜ ❛  you’re special but you#re not treated that way, are you ?  ❜ ❛  i know what it’s like to feel different all your life.  ❜ ❛  everything in your little world will be just the way you remember it.  ❜ ❛  you’re so close. so close to everything you’ve always wanted.  ❜ ❛  i knew you could do it.  ❜ ❛  oh, thank you, but we did what we had to do.  ❜ ❛  we weren’t trying to be heroes.  ❜ ❛  you have earned a great gift.  ❜ ❛  you may not need a gift but you still deserve one.  ❜

❛  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ❜ ❛  are you trying to trick me ?  ❜ ❛  what if something happens to you ?  ❜ ❛  i will never love again.  ❜ ❛  am i going mad, or did the word ‘think’ escape your lips ?  ❜ ❛  you are sure nobody’s following us ?  ❜ ❛  out of curiosity, why do you ask ?  ❜ ❛  i suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you ?  ❜ ❛  i do not accept excuses.  ❜ ❛  did i make it clear that your job is at stake ?  ❜ ❛  i do not think it means what you think it means.  ❜ ❛  i don’t mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks.  ❜ ❛  i’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.  ❜ ❛  you are better than i am.  ❜ ❛  please understand, i hold you in the highest respect.  ❜ ❛  i just want you to feel you are doing well.  ❜ ❛  we must all be ready for whatever lies ahead.  ❜ ❛  could this be a trap ?  ❜ ❛  if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.  ❜ ❛  i could have sworn i saw something.  ❜ ❛  you only think i guessed wrong.  ❜ ❛  i was giving you a chance.  ❜ ❛  you think your dearest love will save you ?  ❜ ❛  what can i do or you ?  ❜ ❛  nothing you can say will upset me.  ❜ ❛  you can die too, for all i care !  ❜ ❛  i told you i would always come for you.  ❜ ❛  why didn’t you wait for me ?  ❜ ❛  death cannot stop true love. all it can do is delay it for a while.  ❜ ❛  is everything clear to you ?  ❜ ❛  you mean you wish to surrender to me ?  ❜ ❛  don’t make yourself a fool.  ❜ ❛  we can live there quite happily for some time so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.  ❜ ❛  i thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. i could not bear it if you died again, not when i could save you.  ❜ ❛  who says life is fair ?  ❜ ❛  life isn’t always fair.  ❜ ❛  i’m telling you, you’re messing up the story !  ❜ ❛  i’m sure you’ve discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain.  ❜ ❛  this is where i am, and this is where i’ll stay.  ❜ ❛  you don’t look so good.  ❜ ❛  i just hope it’s enough to buy a miracle, that’s all.  ❜ ❛  there’s a big diference between mostly dead and all dead.  ❜ ❛  all your worst nightmares are about to come true.  ❜ ❛  have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now ?  ❜ ❛  i think that’s the worst thing i’ve ever heard.  ❜ ❛  you’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. it’s going to get you in trouble someday.  ❜ ❛  what hideous sin have you committed lately ?  ❜ ❛  if you didn’t say it, you didn’t do it.  ❜ ❛  i have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over i don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.  ❜

❛  it wouldn’t be the same without you. we’d really miss you !  ❜ ❛  now, are you gonna stand around with your mouth open or cut me loose ?  ❜ ❛  what am i going to do with you ?  ❜ ❛  you must have me mixed up with somebody else.  ❜ ❛  you have the wrong girl, i can’t be the one.  ❜ ❛  i’m really sorry, i’ve got to get back. my family will be looking for me.  ❜ ❛  you really think she has something special, don’t you ?  ❜ ❛  it’s just ... i’m not brave like you.  ❜ ❛  hmm, i supposed i could help you.  ❜ ❛  you still think you can interfere with my destiny ?  ❜ ❛  we don’t want to worry about what’s out there anyway. we’ve got enough to do here.  ❜ ❛  well, you never know. maybe there’s something amazing to discover just around the corner.  ❜ ❛  so exactly how scary are we talking about ?  ❜ ❛  you’re braver than you think.  ❜ ❛  i don’t know you ... and you really don’t wanna know me.  ❜ ❛  oh, i know that look. you’re thinking, aren’t you ?  ❜ ❛  how did you get here ?  ❜ ❛  you obviously have no idea with whom you are dealing.  ❜ ❛  this is the worst day of my entire life !  ❜ ❛  thank you ... you saved me.  ❜ ❛  do you really want to help me ?  ❜ ❛  fin my family, tell them i’m alright and that i’ll be home soon. they must be worried ...  ❜ ❛  well, what did i tell you ?  ❜ ❛  what ? that’s not fair !  ❜ ❛  you realize true love is very rare.  ❜ ❛  true love, well, it’s when two people love each other more than they love themselves.  ❜ ❛  that kind of selfless love has awesome power.  ❜ ❛  do you know what i see ?  ❜ ❛  i suppose it doesn’t matter that i don’t know the first thing about dancing at a ball.  ❜ ❛  it gives me chills to be back here.  ❜ ❛  so, how do we get in ?  ❜ ❛  we’re just supposed to hang out here and watch ?  ❜ ❛  i’m so glad you came !  ❜ ❛  will you dance with me ?  ❜ ❛  you know, i promised my mother i’d find myself a bride tonight ... and i never break a promise.  ❜ ❛  i guess what i’m asking is ... will you marry me ?  ❜ ❛  thank you. you’ve been very helpful.  ❜ ❛  [name], aren’t you forgetting something ?  ❜ ❛  so, what are you afraid of ? come and get me, i’m right here !  ❜ ❛  wait ! i’ve got a serious situation here !  ❜ ❛  is that the best you can do ?  ❜ ❛  you don’t know when to give up, do you ?  ❜ ❛  did you really think a puny little human could stop me ?  ❜ ❛  it’s you i love ... if you’ll have me.  ❜ ❛  i’m so proud of you !  ❜

❛  isn’t there at least one secret desire waiting within you heart that you can’t admit to anyone?  ❜ ❛  it’s not just your lovers you should be cute for.  ❜ ❛  so that’s the face someone makes when they know everyone’s obsessed with them, huh?  ❜ ❛  a guy like that doesn’t interest you, right?  ❜ ❛  you say you’re interested but you don’t want to show it at all.  ❜ ❛  life is boring so just do something with it.  ❜ ❛  no, don’t lie to me. you’re not okay!  ❜ ❛  why are you acting so stupid?  ❜ ❛  sorry you wasted your weekend on me like this.  ❜ ❛  thank you very much for being so honest with me.  ❜ ❛  let’s be open and honest about our tendencies.  ❜ ❛  oh, i don’t understand a word you’re saying.  ❜ ❛  you know, you’re making even less sense right now but okay.  ❜ ❛  why are you crying?  ❜ ❛  isn’t everyone a little bit perverted in some ways?  ❜ ❛  do you know ... how awesome you are?  ❜ ❛  this will never happen again.  ❜ ❛  have you considered being more flirtatious?  ❜ ❛  i promise that i’ll make sure i don’t cross the line anymore. i mean it.  ❜ ❛  so will you stop avoiding me now?  ❜ ❛  you’re really the coolest human being i’ve ever met.  ❜ ❛  i’ll give you a reward if you’re good and you obey me.  ❜ ❛  why do i feel like i was threatened?  ❜ ❛  i don’t think i’ve done nearly enough to deserve this yet.  ❜ ❛  you’re just like the sun to me, [name].  ❜ ❛  you weren’t expectig it, but you looked quite prepared for it.  ❜ ❛  i think i didn’t want others to find out that i was weak.  ❜ ❛  do you not want me to see it or what?  ❜ ❛  you can ask me if you have any questions.  ❜ ❛  when she sounds scary, it’s kind of ... sexy in a way.  ❜ ❛  how come you have no faith in your master?  ❜ ❛  what i did was wrong, so you can hit me for real.  ❜ ❛  how dare you look at me like that?  ❜ ❛  is there anything you can do right?  ❜ ❛  you know what you did wrong, don’t you?  ❜ ❛  do you really enjoy all this pain and suffering?  ❜ ❛  i can’t tell you what’s normal and what’s not.  ❜ ❛  i don’t think we should date.  ❜ ❛  i thought a lot about this because i wanted to be completely honest with you know.  ❜ ❛  i feel i can talk to you, though, right?  ❜ ❛  you’ve burned me so bad i’m scared to do anything, let alone date.  ❜ ❛  can’t you imagine how much you hurt me?  ❜ ❛  you may not understand at all, but for me to never be accepted for who i was not for a moment ... that hurt too.  ❜ ❛  you’ll never be able to love anyone because you won’t give up anything.  ❜ ❛  does anything get better if you hate yourself day in, day out?  ❜ ❛  if you have that time, try taking responsibilitiy for your feelings.  ❜ ❛  i know i have the worst timing as usual ... but i like you.  ❜ ❛  you’re cool when you’re tough, and pretty when you smile.  ❜ ❛  you don’t have to do anything if it’s too hard for you.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute normally too, but i think you’re even cuter when you’re tied up like this.  ❜

❛  all my life i’ve always wanted to have one day just for me.  ❜ ❛  i could take flight but would it be right?  ❜ ❛  duty means doing the things your heart may well regret.  ❜ ❛  but i’ll never stop believing.  ❜ ❛  ok, what idiot put this in here?  ❜ ❛  it was waiting there, so how could i refuse?  ❜ ❛  what? making a decision without me?  ❜ ❛  you simpering simpleton!  ❜ ❛  no! i won’t let go!  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing like some fresh air and a change of scenery.  ❜ ❛  i wish it were that simple.  ❜ ❛  did you really think you could make a living as a singer?  ❜ ❛  it’s alright. i mean, i’m used to it.  ❜ ❛  i’m just like you.  ❜ ❛  don’t get any ideas, [name].  ❜ ❛  i’ll take my chances.  ❜ ❛  i don’t think we run in the same circles, but ... perhaps we can change that.  ❜ ❛  i can’t believe they won’t let me in there.  ❜ ❛  i am simply not going to look at myself.  ❜ ❛  [name], what would i do without you?  ❜ ❛  are you out of your mind?  ❜ ❛  there’s a time and place and way for everything.  ❜ ❛  promise me you’ll never do it again.  ❜ ❛  just who do you think you are?  ❜ ❛  i thought i was dreaming but i’m not.  ❜ ❛  i can see it when you’re feeling low, you can’t hide that from me.  ❜ ❛  i wish you could see the you i see.  ❜ ❛  i love you the way you are and that will never change.  ❜ ❛  i can’t let you do it all by yourself.  ❜ ❛  together we shall always be as one if you love me for me.  ❜ ❛  i’ll stay by your side if you love me for me.  ❜ ❛  what are we doing here?  ❜ ❛  why would you do this?  ❜ ❛  still underestimating me?  ❜ ❛  and what proof do you have of this ridiculous story?  ❜ ❛  i don’t believe you’re theperson they say you are.  ❜ ❛  you do love disguises, don’t you?  ❜ ❛  now who has nowhere to go?  ❜ ❛  sometimes being free means choosing not to go, but to stay.  ❜ ❛  uh, i’m quite sure this is not a good idea.  ❜

❛  i’m really sorry i couldn’t make it to your birthday party last month.  ❜ ❛  heck, i’d probably skip my own birthday party for a date.  ❜ ❛  fuck me gently with a chainsaw.  ❜ ❛  doesn’t it bother you that everyone in the school thinks you’re a piranha?  ❜ ❛  they all want me, as a friend or a fuck.  ❜ ❛  come on you jerk. you know you used to have a sense of humor.  ❜ ❛  that’s the stupidest question i’ve ever heard.  ❜ ❛  did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?  ❜ ❛  so tonight’s the night. are you excited?  ❜ ❛  everybody’s life’s got static. is your life perfect?  ❜ ❛  you’re just so hot tonight. i can’t control myself.  ❜ ❛  i just wanna get laid.  ❜ ❛  what’s your damage?  ❜ ❛  you were nothing before you met me!  ❜ ❛  monday morning, you’re history. i’ll tell everyone about tonight.  ❜ ❛  just saying, it’s not hard to end a life.  ❜ ❛  i guess i don’t know what the hell i’m talking about.  ❜ ❛  i know exactly what the hell you’re talking about and you’re right, you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.  ❜ ❛  let’s just grow up, be adults, and die.  ❜ ❛  is that a ‘no’ in your lingo?  ❜ ❛  we both said a lot of things we didn’t mean last night.  ❜ ❛  how the hell’d you get in here?  ❜ ❛  i can’t believe it. i just killed my best friend.  ❜ ❛  i’m just a little freaked, all right?  ❜ ❛  you got what you wanted, you know.  ❜ ❛  it’s one thing to want somebody out of your life. it’s another thing to serve them a wake-up cup of drano.  ❜ ❛  that’s good. have you done this before?  ❜ ❛  what are you smiling at?  ❜ ❛  did that sound bitchy?  ❜ ❛  i’m sure your friends are happy to hear that.  ❜ ❛  i’d like to know just what i did.  ❜ ❛  hey listen, my bonnie-and-clyde days are over.  ❜ ❛  does this answer your question?  ❜ ❛  you believed it because you wanted to believe it.  ❜ ❛  can’t you see this is a special moment?  ❜ ❛  don’t even talk about that stuff!  ❜ ❛  i don’t know how to talk to you.  ❜ ❛  our relationship’s moving fast, i know, but i have real, real respect for you.  ❜ ❛  what do you want from me?  ❜ ❛  some people just don’t matter. why should those who do carry their weight?  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry you felt you had to put yourself through all that shit.  ❜ ❛  i guess i picked the wrong time to be a human being.  ❜ ❛  what are you trying to do? kill me?  ❜ ❛  hey now, if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human being, you’d be a game show host.  ❜ ❛  don’t talk to me like that.  ❜ ❛  [name], why can’t you just be a friend? why are you such a megabitch?  ❜ ❛  i don’t get it! you were wrong! i was right!  ❜ ❛  wait a ... you’re not listening! i’m not on your side ...  ❜ ❛  what in the hell do you think i’m doing? taking out her tonsils?  ❜ ❛  i loved you. sure, climbed up here to kill you, but first i was going to try and get you back.  ❜ ❛  you think just because you started this thing, you can end it?  ❜ ❛  you really fucked me up, [name].  ❜

❛  are you nervous? it’s okay to be nervous. i’m nervous for you.  ❜ ❛  won’t we get in some sort of trouble for this?  ❜ ❛  is your cherry popped?  ❜ ❛  on wednesdays we wear pink.  ❜ ❛  you have to do it and tell me all the horrible things they say.  ❜ ❛  have you seen anyone that you think is cute yet?  ❜ ❛  you know what, [name]? you’re, like, actually really pretty.  ❜ ❛  oh, why, cause you’re so nice and we’re evil?  ❜ ❛  fine. call me when you grow some balls.  ❜ ❛  trust me, i know exactly how to play it.  ❜ ❛  i can’t believe you think i’m immature!  ❜ ❛  i just felt like kissing you.  ❜ ❛  i’ve been thinking about you a lot lately.  ❜ ❛  why do boys like girls who wear a lot of make-up and show their boobs better than real girls?  ❜ ❛  is she mad at me? has she said anything to you about me?  ❜ ❛  oh my god. you totally have a crush on that guy!  ❜ ❛  [name], stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. it’s not going to happen.  ❜ ❛  i never told anybody that cause i’m such a good friend.  ❜ ❛  you should have seen their faces.  ❜ ❛  you want me to braid your hair for you?  ❜ ❛  it’s probably your toxicness coming out.  ❜ ❛  i know. you’ve told me that before.  ❜ ❛  i’ll help you, if you ever want to get together after school or something.  ❜ ❛  you wanna do something fun?  ❜ ❛  there must be something you’re good at.  ❜ ❛  [name], why are you being so mean?  ❜ ❛  if someone said something bad about you, you’d want me to tell you, right?  ❜ ❛  why don’t you just come over and hang out with me?  ❜ ❛  i have to talk to you.  ❜ ❛  yeah, i hope i don’t have to kick anybody’s ass.  ❜ ❛  hey, i’ve been looking for you for an hour.  ❜ ❛  thanks for getting me to come out tonight.  ❜ ❛  i know i’ve been acting weird, but it’s just embarrassing when you think you know someone and you find out they’ve been lying to you the whole time.  ❜ ❛  i would never lie to you.  ❜ ❛  shut up! it’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something.  ❜ ❛  in love with you? i don’t even like you.  ❜ ❛  it’s like i can’t trust anybody anymore.  ❜ ❛  what the hell is going on down there?  ❜ ❛  i don’t know what to believe anymore.  ❜ ❛  do you have anything you want to apologize for?  ❜ ❛  don’t make me do it for you.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could take it all back, cause it makes me feel sick inside.  ❜ ❛  wait. i didn’t mean for that to happen.  ❜ ❛  you wanna know what everyone says about you?  ❜ ❛  are you still an asshole?  ❜ ❛  let me explain to you what you’re going to do.  ❜ ❛  what are you talking about?  ❜

❛  you look so beautiful.  ❜ ❛  don’t worry about anything.  ❜ ❛  thank god you’re here. i’m freakin’ out.  ❜ ❛  what are you doing?  ❜ ❛  are you sure you wanna keep this up?  ❜ ❛  let me give you some advice, do not drink moet on an empty stomach.  ❜ ❛  easy. just take it easy.  ❜ ❛  thank you for helping me.  ❜ ❛  i loved your thong, by the way.  ❜ ❛  it was very interesting meeting you.  ❜ ❛  well, it’s not gonna matter much longer anyway.  ❜ ❛  what’s the good of your job if you can’t abuse the power?  ❜ ❛  tell me that crazy crush is the reason you work as hard as you do, ‘cause it’s upsetting.  ❜ ❛  i spent two days in bed with a guy, and you get flowers.  ❜ ❛  leave me alone!  ❜ ❛  do you wanna come over to my place before the party?  ❜ ❛  how many times do we have to go over this?  ❜ ❛  we haven’t really had that kind of relationship before so i just wanted to make sure you were okay with it.  ❜ ❛  okay. stop it. this is real life. this is not a fantasy.  ❜ ❛  i don’t need to be taken care of.  ❜ ❛  i’m really not gonna be very much fun tonight.  ❜ ❛  who was that? and where can i get one?  ❜ ❛  you talked about me the whole time?  ❜ ❛  why would it be weird?  ❜ ❛  by the way, your life is insane.  ❜ ❛  i wanna make it up to you.  ❜ ❛  can you please, please find someone else to be creepy with?  ❜ ❛  we have more things in common than i thought.  ❜ ❛  you okay? you seem a little bit nervous.  ❜ ❛  will you do me a favor?  ❜ ❛  that’s not what i’m upset about.  ❜ ❛  come on. humor me.  ❜ ❛  for some reason, girls just don’t like me.  ❜ ❛  you could be a little excited for me.  ❜ ❛  now can we talk about more important stuff?  ❜ ❛  i’m just gonna have to get over it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t really have a choice.  ❜ ❛  please don’t leave me alone in this.  ❜ ❛  you can do anything, and we both know it.  ❜ ❛  i’m just ... i’m a little bit confused.  ❜ ❛  i feel like i found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.  ❜ ❛  i don’t know why you keep saying that.  ❜ ❛  can we just get this over with?  ❜ ❛  i don’t believe you.  ❜ ❛  what about you? you don’t have any needs?  ❜ ❛  i don’t really know what i’m doing.  ❜ ❛  for someone who has no insight whatsoever into herself you nailed me right on the head.  ❜ ❛  if i didn’t know you any better i would say that you’d developed a little crush.  ❜ ❛  you don’t know what you’re talking about.  ❜ ❛  but you can’t understand that because you’re ... you’re mean and dark and cynical.  ❜ ❛  well, that’s your problem, not mine.  ❜ ❛  what the hell are you looking at me like that for?  ❜ ❛  well, statistically that was bound to happen.  ❜ ❛  this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy.  ❜ ❛  how could you let this happen to me?  ❜ ❛  before you say anything, can you just not say anything?  ❜ ❛  you don’t care about anyone but yourself, do you?  ❜ ❛  i have no idea what you’re talking about.  ❜ ❛  i just destroyed my life and i didn’t need your help to do it.  ❜ ❛  i think you deserve to be taken care of for a change.  ❜ ❛  you got what you wanted, right?  ❜ ❛  why would you want to be me when you get to be you?  ❜ ❛  but the truth is, fighting with you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.  ❜ ❛  i think there’s a very good chance that i’m falling in love with you.  ❜ ❛  so is this moment everything you hoped for?  ❜

❛  i can’t believe you’re getting engaged!  ❜ ❛  why don’t you tell her about the time you guys went golfing naked?  ❜ ❛  well, i don’t want to look like i know what’s coming ...  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing i love more than a dumb blonde with daddy’s plastic.  ❜ ❛  the reason i wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future.  ❜ ❛  but the thing is, if i’m gonna be a senator by the time i’m thirty ― i can’t keep dicking around.  ❜ ❛  you’re breaking up with me? i thought you were proposing.  ❜ ❛  so when you said you’d always love me, you were just ‘dicking around’?  ❜ ❛  [name], believe me, i never expected to be doing this, but i think it’s the right thing to do.  ❜ ❛  how can it be the right thing if we’re not together?  ❜ ❛  so you’re breaking up with me because you’re afraid your family won’t like me?  ❜ ❛  i’m seriously in love with you ... isn’t that enough?  ❜ ❛  you have to leave this room ― it’s been a week.  ❜ ❛  i mean, i know you’re upset and all, but can’t you just take a sedative?  ❜ ❛  don’t you understand this is important to me?  ❜ ❛  would you be willing to stake your life on it?  ❜ ❛  i’m not pretty ― i’m genetically blessed.  ❜ ❛  i’m not afraid of a challenge.  ❜ ❛  i feel like we’ve barely spent any time together since we got here.  ❜ ❛  i just don’t want to see you get your hopes up.  ❜ ❛  i’ll never be good enough for you, will i?  ❜ ❛  you just thought you’d come over and show me what i’m definitely not missing?  ❜ ❛  how many times you gonna show up here, begging me to take you back?  ❜ ❛  trust me. you’ve got the equipment, you just need to read the manual.  ❜ ❛  so, because she’s beautiful and has a good body, she’s easy?  ❜ ❛  who could better understand than me?  ❜ ❛  i rather be in jail than lose my reputation!  ❜ ❛  you’re kind of being a butt-head right now.  ❜ ❛  people aren’t always what they seem to be and you refuse to see that.  ❜ ❛  i can’t believe you called me a butt-head. no one’s called me a butt-head since ninth grade.  ❜ ❛  that’s not really a topic that keeps me up at night ― but maybe it should.  ❜ ❛  you’re an attractive man but you need to take better care of yourself.  ❜ ❛  if you look good, you feel good and if you feel good, you project joy into the world.  ❜ ❛  i was thinking maybe we could go out sometime.  ❜ ❛  girls like me don’t go out with losers like you.  ❜ ❛  we spend a beautiful night together and then i never hear from you again?  ❜ ❛  forget it. i’ve already spent too many hours crying over you.  ❜ ❛  you must be better in bed than you look.  ❜ ❛  if i’m just your friend, why have we been doing the slippy-slap every night for the past six months?  ❜ ❛  that means so much to me to hear you say that.  ❜ ❛  what if you’re trying to be something you are?  ❜ ❛  thanks for not treating me the way everyone else here does.  ❜ ❛  all people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.  ❜ ❛  it turns out, i’m a joke.  ❜ ❛  i want to be with you, [name]. forever.  ❜ ❛  are you asking me on a date?  ❜