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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you figure out why.
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
Mark Twain (via orangelanterncookies) [citation needed] (via bii)
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sail. Explore. Dream. Discover. -Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain (via patriciamarie219)