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Clyde: Well, I mean, it shouldn’t be that bad. Clyde: I mean how could he turn me down so easily after all the things I’ve done for him!

Clyde: This one time, I totally impressed him by shutting off a whole lamppost with only my electrifyingly awesome lightning powers! 

Clyde: Which… uh led to a townwide blackout…. but that’s not important!!!

Clyde: Then a little while after that, I created a gigantic thunderstorm so Stark’s Pond would refill again after a little drought we had in the summer, so Stan could still have the water show he was planning!

Clyde: But uh, this led to another blackout….

Clyde: I even created an amazeball light show for him, made up of pure energy (light bulbs, lots and lots of light bulbs) to show him my love and appreciation!

Clyde: And believe it or not, this led to ANOTHER blackout! Clyde: I mean, come on! 5000 light bulbs used at one time isn’t that bad! Grow a pair, won’t you generators??

Clyde: So ummm after long deliberation and data collecting, I have found out that my chances with getting with Stan Marsh is as much of a chance of getting struck by lightning in your whole lifetime: 1/3000. Clyde: BUT I WILL BEAT THE ODDS THAT ARE STACKED AGAINST ME AND BE IN THAT 1/3000! :taps board: Clyde: I will always keep trying! I will always keep asking! I-!

Clyde: OH COME ON! 

Bonus: The new Dreamworks Face.

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OMG CLYDE MY SONNNN (I bet water stan rejected him again lmao)

“but what about our NATURAL ATTRACTION STAN???”

“ur naturally attracted to rejection”

OMF OWNED

“You can’t deny our true connection. It’s natures wish Stan~”

“I can’t deny that I hate you right now and fuck natures wishes dude”

“i feel the spark when we touch”

“i feel the restraining order”

“Ooh your water is boiling~ you getting hot?”

“I’m getting pissed.”

“babe c’mon dont try to deny the way you feel! i know that you can feel the connection between us!! we were destined to be together, it was written in the science textbooks!!!”

“theres more than one thing that a textbook can be used for”

“oooo kinky”

“We’re like opposite sides of a magnet~ we’re meant to attract”

“How about we stick to the opposite sides of the world”

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OMG CLYDE MY SONNNN (I bet water stan rejected him again lmao)

“but what about our NATURAL ATTRACTION STAN???”

“ur naturally attracted to rejection”

OMF OWNED

“You can’t deny our true connection. It’s natures wish Stan~”

“I can’t deny that I hate you right now and fuck natures wishes dude”

“i feel the spark when we touch”

“i feel the restraining order”

“Ooh your water is boiling~ you getting hot?”

“I’m getting pissed.”

“babe c’mon dont try to deny the way you feel! i know that you can feel the connection between us!! we were destined to be together, it was written in the science textbooks!!!”

“theres more than one thing that a textbook can be used for”

“oooo kinky”

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2) Screenshot your follower count

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OMG CLYDE MY SONNNN (I bet water stan rejected him again lmao)

“but what about our NATURAL ATTRACTION STAN???”

“ur naturally attracted to rejection”

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