1 and 2 :D
1) Screenshot your desktop
2) Screenshot your follower count
OMG CLYDE MY SONNNN (I bet water stan rejected him again lmao)
“but what about our NATURAL ATTRACTION STAN???”
“ur naturally attracted to rejection”
OMF OWNED
“You can’t deny our true connection. It’s natures wish Stan~”
“I can’t deny that I hate you right now and fuck natures wishes dude”
“i feel the spark when we touch”
“i feel the restraining order”
“Ooh your water is boiling~ you getting hot?”
“I’m getting pissed.”
“babe c’mon dont try to deny the way you feel! i know that you can feel the connection between us!! we were destined to be together, it was written in the science textbooks!!!”
“theres more than one thing that a textbook can be used for”
“oooo kinky”
“We’re like opposite sides of a magnet~ we’re meant to attract”
“How about we stick to the opposite sides of the world”