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Writing's on the Wall

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These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze)

Tatiana’s story; the city is blockaded and the citizens are desperate. Some a little more desperate than others. In the midst of this, Tatiana Fedorova is called, the previous Slayer having finally perished after two long years in a camp, the Watcher’s Council voting unanimously against any rescue attempt. Just fifteen years old, Tatiana is frightened and - trapped in a city fast running out of food and hope - she finds she has to fight off more than just the ravages of hunger.

Tatiana awakes on the morning of the third day after her fifteenth birthday - a day that goes mostly unacknowledged by both her and her family, because what would be the point - and feels different. Blinking into the weak morning light, her breath already clouding in the cold air of her bedroom, she tries to place what the feeling is.

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The Working Girl's Guide to Taming Your Imaginary Boyfriend

Jane, who was only trying to help - honest - inadvertently stitches Darcy up. Darcy, who's never been known to back down from a challenge, runs with it. Awkwardly.

Bucky Barnes doesn't know what's about to hit him.

Bucky stared into the gloomy darkness, flat on his back with his heart thudding so loudly in his ears that he was sure not only Darcy could hear it but also the lonely guy next door and probably everyone else still awake in the 60 room motel. It felt like seven years since she had invited herself into his bed and his arms, yet it could only have been five minutes since she’d quietly threaded her fingers through his and guided his arm to her waist.

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Baby Mama

What to do when your best friend has the world's cutest baby, and your biological clock suddenly starts ticking loud enough for the whole Avengers tower to hear?

-"Oh god," Darcy said suddenly.

"What?" Jane's head popped up over the desk, instantly alert in that way she managed only when either Thomas was about to stick one chubby finger into an electrical socket, or one of her machines was ready to explode. "What have you done to my son?"

"Nothing," Darcy protested in an injured tone. "He's absolutely fine." She paused. "I mean, he's covered in chocolate, but from the point of view of him still having all four limbs attached and the usual amount of eyeballs, he's fine." Jane visibly relaxed, resting her chin on the edge of the desk as she knelt behind it, pulling faces at Thomas who giggled wildly and shook his fists at her.

"I just..." Darcy said carefully, hands squeezing into Thomas and putting her head behind his so that her face was obscured from Jane as she continued. "I just realised I want one."

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Baby Mama

Firstly, a huge thank you to @awwheartno​ who has been so super supportive with this one.

Darcy Lewis is quite happy as she is, thanks. Mostly. But there's a reason babies are cute, and big-eyed, and ... Goddamnit, hormones.

“I just…” Darcy said carefully, hands squeezing into Thomas and putting her head behind his so that her face was obscured from Jane as she continued. “I just realised I want one.”

“Want one what?” Jane replied distractedly, sitting back on her heels and shoving a hand through her long brown hair, only to yelp as she caught her palm on a pencil she'd forgotten she'd stuck behind one ear some hours before.

Darcy waved one of Thomas’ chubby arms at her boss with one hand, and pointed at his head with the other. Jane's jaw dropped, and Darcy popped her head up from behind the little boy when the silence extended too long.

“So,” she said, shrugging with a small amount of nervous laughter. “Guess all your stupid baby hormones got me in the end, huh?”

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Ever After

When Bucky prevents little Darcy Lewis from breaking a limb or two as she falls down the stairs, he's unprepared for what the bump on her head that he was unable to stop will bring them both.

“It’s relatively normal, in cases where there’s been some head trauma, even mildly so,” Cho said, turning her back to him and noting some details down on a chart in slanting cursive as she spoke. She seemed, Bucky thought to himself, decidedly unconcerned with the whole matter, which he found unacceptable. “She appears to believe that she’s a princess, and you would be her… Rescuer.”

The doctor shrugged.

“That’s not normal,” Bucky said flatly.

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0800-DRCY-LWS

Steve Rogers dials an epic wrong number; but maybe – just maybe – it was the right number all along.

“You're the superhero one man rescue squad,” Darcy laughed in response, throwing her head back as she did so. “Pretty sure it should be me buying you dinner.”

“I think you rescued yourself,” he grinned, looking down at her. “And you hauled me into that supply closet.”

Darcy blushed pink.

“Yeah, well,” she mumbled, kicking at the floor awkwardly with one foot. “That wouldn't have been necessary if Jane hadn't dropped you with ten thousand volts to the back, so we're probably square.”

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Back in Black

Bucky’s the mysterious newcomer to Ramsay Street and everyone thinks he’s bad for Darcy. This is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Australian soap opera style. 

“Why is everyone standing in the street?” Jane asks, wrinkling her nose. She and Thor are making their way lazily back to Ramsay Street from Lassiter’s, having thoroughly enjoyed their wedding night, even if it was more of a wedding morning by the time they’d managed to fall into the same bed.

Thor squints.

“Hope it’s not another celebration.” He mumbles, feeling mildly ungrateful for saying it.

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wunderlass

Okay, we’re playing a game of Pimp My Fic, split into two parts. @pollydoodles and I have been writing this fic for a while, and we’re having a blast, but we think maybe not as many people are reading it as they could be because they’ve never watched Neighbours.

So we’re here to persuade you to read it. 

1) You don’t need to have watched Neighbours, you just need a good grasp of soap opera tropes, and honestly, they’re pretty much fic tropes.

2) We’re over 75,000 words into this beast with lots of mileage left.

3) Well, here are some of our favourite lines:

“Sam—” Steve begins when Susan is out of earshot, his frown deeper than before, “—I’m a little concerned here. I think Susan might have the hots for me.”

“He’s just nearly brained my son’s sheep, he’s eyeing up Darcy like she’s a steak and I’m almost certain he’s just been under that car cutting the brakes or something.”

“Ah, don’t mind Clint. He’s non-verbal at the best of times. Probably got lost on his way to the bathroom.”

“He looks like he walked straight out of an ad warning about the dangers of unsafe sex.”

“Nobody gets endorphins from fishing, Stevie. Nobody!”

“Are you at any point intending to explain yourself, or is this all an elaborate scheme to add to your dark and mysterious reputation?”

Because the entire universe is showing its arse tonight, Bucky’s plan for a long shower is thwarted by the fact that someone—probably Barton—has used all the hot water, so the best he can manage is five minutes of tepid bathing.

“And that’s just the first of many reasons why you’re a terrible boyfriend, Barton.”

“I am a grown man. I do not need my so-called friends Parent-Trapping me into a friendship I neither want nor need.”

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pollydoodles

Have a go ... We like it. Involves a mostly shirtless Bucky, a slightly clueless Steve, a Sam who is So Done With This Right Now, an ancient VW Beetle and a sheep. 

I mean, what else do you want from a fic?  

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Back in Black

Bucky’s the mysterious newcomer to Ramsay Street and everyone thinks he’s bad for Darcy. This is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Australian soap opera style.

In Collaboratus with @latessitrice

In this week’s episode; Steve lets off a bit of steam, Darcy endures a serious hangover, Bucky wishes Barton knew what the internet should be used for and Thor tries to make it better. 

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Back in Black

Bucky’s the mysterious newcomer to Ramsay Street and everyone thinks he’s bad for Darcy. This is the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Australian soap opera style.

Stop, Collaborate & Listen @latessitrice (partner-in-crime-and-crack-fic)

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Mockingbird

Chapter Four.

 The room erupted.

 “Space? Fury, I am not going into space. There is no way on-“

“Sir, I really must protest. Surely a city such as Asgard cannot be breached-“

“Thor, you said that this was a simple mission?”

“Jane, my Jane. I don’t believe I ever said the word simple, I merely-“

“Fury, you gonna send Mr. Green & Nasty up there to bust open the golden doors or something?”

 “He doesn’t mean any of you, he means me.”

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Mockingbird

Chapter Three.

 "This, this –" Stark was momentarily lost for words in his anger. "Delinquent," – he paused for effect – "broke into my tower and you want to recruit her?" Sunglasses discarded, suit jacket thrown haphazardly across the back of Fury's chair, the man was close to meltdown. Fury was silently thankful that Morse had not thought it clever to break into Banner's lab at any point. At least that he knew of.

 "Mister Stark," He said warningly. "How I run my agency is hardly any of your business."

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