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Writing's on the Wall

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Here We Go

This is quite a British thing, so people may not have heard of/seen it, but if anyone has seen (and loved) Here We Go, they're filming the next series to be shown next year <3

It's got Alison Steadman (Pam from Gavin & Stacey), Jim Howick (from Ghosts), Katherine Parkinson (The IT Crowd) and some up and coming actors as well.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, it's a family sit-com that makes me laugh so hard I fall off the couch. The 'hook' is that a lot of it is filmed by their youngest son who was originally doing a school project but is now just into filming.

It's also making me think of a fic prompt where, like, Bucky's therapist has suggested he do some filming around the tower to help aid his memories, and to help establish new ones. Obviously, he's going to get some interesting scenes from Avenger-life on camera.

Now is that a #pizzadogchronicles prompt or a stand-alone new fic? Hmmmmm. (As if I didn't have enough going on already)

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At the moment I'm actively writing/updating/finishing on:

These Endless Days (currently working on chapters 13 & 14) The Only Logical Solution (currently working on the final chapter) When We Collide (currently working on chapter 10)

Broadly am trying to 'finish' 50 Ways to Meet Your Lover, although that is a long work in progress so I'm not beating myself up too much about that! (3 of 50 is a long way to go, but that's the end goal).

For Christmas I'm also looking to update and finish Advent, plus I've got some new Pizzaverse on the go and at least two brand-new Christmas fics I'm hoping to get written for the season, which will be posted under Christmas Time (Mistletoe & Wine).

Aaaaaand at some point I will loop back to You & Me, but I lost alllll my notes on that and need to get back to the storyboard and figure out where I was going with it (and if that still makes sense).

I do have a couple of ideas for continuations, the next part of Hocus Pocus (tentatively titled Black Magic) is one, a second part to A Twist in the Tale, two sequels to Justice is Blonde (National Treasure and one tentatively titled Jury Duty), plus I'd really like to return to The Boys in Blue as I've got a fair chunk of a sequel to that.

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1. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic. 3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole? 22. Choose a passage from one of your earlier fics and edit it into your current writing style. :)

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Another ancient ask I never saw, however - answers as below!

1. Probably I would say domestically funny is my signature move - no big stakes at play as such, but silly (and snarky) interactions. Emphasis on the funny - I do enjoy writing to make myself laugh. Honestly I think the best thing I have ever written (and possibly will ever write) is Dial 911 & State Your Emergency.

The other thing I’d say is crossovers - I really enjoy the challenge of taking two elements and fitting them together.

My crossovers (so far) include Avengers x Legally Blonde (Justice is Blonde), Avengers x Buffy (These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze) & Photograph), MCU x Neighbours (the soap-tastic Back in Black with @wunderlass).

2. Probably the whole alpha/beta/omega stuff - I just don’t really understand it!

3. I’m not sure my style has really changed, tbh 🤔 mostly I default to casual modern funny, but occasionally I lean into a more gothic tense descriptive style. In the absence of being able to fulfil this question I’ll offer a sneak peak at some unfinished fic:

National Treasure

“I’m pretty sure that guy thinks I’m guilty,” Steve said heavily, as the door swung shut on the small room.

“And I’m pretty sure I have no idea why you’re sitting on your ass waitin’ on that monumental waste of good oxygen, when you know damn well the best lawyer in the United States is just a phone call away,” Bucky answered, leaning back in his chair and fixing Steve with a long look.

“You mean-”

“Who else?”

Love, The Avengers

It was the first Christmas after the events of Civil War, and though the gang was technically back together, relations were strained to say the least.

Tony, who waited exactly six months, 14 days, 3 hours and 17 minutes before he called Steve and told him that, whilst he still thought he was an asshole and that Barnes should be locked up, he nevertheless considered Steve his asshole and he’d be damned if they’d be having Christmas at the compound without him.

Steve told him that wasn’t what he meant by the letter, and hung up.

It took Tony five voicemails, two and a half begging letters of his own and a succession of text messages before Steve broke.

These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze)

“And who’s this?”

Buffy sighed.

“This would be Faith,” the blonde gestured toward the doorway where the lithe brunette was lounging against the wooden frame. The other girl winked.

“Not gonna introduce me all proper-like, B?” Faith asked, grinning. “And here I was thinking all these years that you were the one with manners.”

Buffy rolled her eyes.

“Bucky, this is Faith. She’s tried to kill me on multiple occasions, once stole my body and fully believes that pleather is for life, not just for Christmas. Did I leave anything out?”

“Nah, think you got it all,” the brunette commented, inspecting her nails.

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Favourite fics? Where to start... Justice Is Blonde is perfect and amazing, The Pizza Dog Chronicles and The Wider Pizza Verse are wonderful - I'm totally going to re-read them - and 0800-DRCY-LWS because I know I liked it but I can't remember enough of it at the moment... *scrolls through your ao3 works* You know what, I'll get back to you once I'm done re-reading most of these.

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Casually going back through old asks that I apparently didn’t know were there 🤦🏻‍♀️

Have an (incredibly) belated (and enormous) THANK YOU because this means so much. I am back & writing, although I’m not too sure most of the people I used to interact with are around much anymore but 🤷🏻‍♀️ so it goes 😂

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Pizza Dog Ate My Homework

Steve's untidy and pretty much everyone is going to feel the effects.

“You’re just gonna have to write it again,” Nat said, amused.

“It’ll take forever-”

“-only because you insist on hand writing everything,” Nat observed. “Try the 21st century sometime, Rogers, it’s all kinds of convenient.”

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Bucky Barnes vs The Sock Goblin

Bucky enlists the help of Pizza Dog against a new threat. 

“Pizza Dog,” Bucky said solemnly, as he sat cross-legged on the floor in front of the labrador. The dog, for his part, wriggled in excitement with his ass barely touching the ground. The dark haired man put a hand either side of the dog’s face, and leaned in close, a wash of hot breath causing him to cough slightly before continuing. “I need your help.”

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Dial 911 & State Your Emergency

“Oh no, Darcy, it will be much safer if I do it.”

“Look-“

“But Darcy, I’ll get it done with minimum fuss.”

“I never-“

“Darcy, just trust me, this definitely won’t turn into an international incident.”

“It’s hardly a-.”

“Steve, I’m watching local news right now and if I just switch- oh, yep, there you are. National news. In fact, the SWAT team helicopters are circling overhead.”

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