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These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze)

Little Eva (Chapter 14)

Following the events of Civil War, the Avengers are disbanded, scattered and in hiding - and not coping all that well. The rise of anti-superhuman feeling continues, and it's not only the Avengers who are feeling the effects. Steve Rogers and team are about to discover a whole other world, and with it comes what might be the biggest threat they've ever faced.

“Well, this is cosy,” he says, hands resting loosely on the rifle that hangs from his neck.

“Remind you of anything?” Peggy asks, looking across at him as they stand in front of the uninviting grey wall, the bunker door falling slightly ajar.

“Feels a lot like Azzano,” Dugan notes. “Out of the way, hidden in a forest, so lots of cover and hard to see from the air. Exactly the kind of place you’d look to hide your bodies.”

“Well, let’s hope we don’t find any,” Li says, with feeling.

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These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze)

Following the events of Civil War, the Avengers are disbanded, scattered and in hiding - and not coping all that well. The rise of anti-superhuman feeling continues, and it's not only the Avengers who are feeling the effects. Steve Rogers and team are about to discover a whole other world, and with it comes what might be the biggest threat they've ever faced.

“Whole town, devastated, on the whim of a child.”

Agent Riley Finn, waiting in the shadows of the Hagia Sofia with his recon team, takes a deep breath as he watches Captain America dust a vampire.

“Carters are Watchers,” he intones, and Peggy turns to face him, fascinated against her will to hear her father’s words from her little brother.

“We’re not super, Xander,” she says, a brief flash of annoyance colouring her eyes before she rolls them at him. “We’re nothing like the Avengers.”

He had had such high hopes for this one. Had thought that she had been the key, the girl that he had been waiting for, the one to fulfill the prophecy. And yet, as they all had before, death had claimed her. This one was the same as all the rest.

“Last set of people I ‘had to meet’ turned out to be Nazis,” Steve returns flatly, but she’s been in the game long enough to be able to detect the note of underlying interest running through him as he says it.

“What is - what is your work?” Peggy asks, curiously. “What could the Council possibly want with a scientist?” Erskine sits back in his chair and rubs at his chin, feeling the beard that has grown there over the long months he has been kept at Kastel Kaufmann.

“Vampires, right,” Scott yawns again, waving a sleepy hand in Steve’s general direction. “Tennis vampires, or-” He pauses, hand out-stretched towards the kitchen counter, frozen in the act of reaching for what passes for a clean mug these days. “Wait, what? Like Dracula? Bleh, bleh, bleh?”

She has strength enough to focus on the task at hand, to despatch the three vampires that come at her fast, one after the other with teeth bared and bloodlust in their yellow eyes. As they explode into dust at the point of her broken chair leg, the men who watch at the window are silent, but their eyes see all.

The girl wakes in a new sort of darkness, gasping for air that is thick and heavy and does not fill her lungs the way she needs it to. For a moment or two she feels as though she is more than one person - that in one body exists more than there should, a jostling within herself - themself? - she shakes her head, blinking into the gloom and the feeling starts to recede.

“I’m guessing you all recognise Steve,” Maria says, nodding toward him as she speaks.

“Don’t you, uh, usually come with real shield action?” Xander mimes throwing an over-large frisbee, and the little redhead - Willow, Steve reminds himself - beside him puts a hand to her face with a grimace.

“Here’s to making history,” Erskine says, nudging the small glass tumbler back across the desk toward her, and raising his own.

“A history no one else will ever know the truth of,” she says, ruefully, as she toasts him in kind.

Coming soon:

The Will of the People

Little Eva

Friction Burns

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At the moment I'm actively writing/updating/finishing on:

These Endless Days (currently working on chapters 13 & 14) The Only Logical Solution (currently working on the final chapter) When We Collide (currently working on chapter 10)

Broadly am trying to 'finish' 50 Ways to Meet Your Lover, although that is a long work in progress so I'm not beating myself up too much about that! (3 of 50 is a long way to go, but that's the end goal).

For Christmas I'm also looking to update and finish Advent, plus I've got some new Pizzaverse on the go and at least two brand-new Christmas fics I'm hoping to get written for the season, which will be posted under Christmas Time (Mistletoe & Wine).

Aaaaaand at some point I will loop back to You & Me, but I lost alllll my notes on that and need to get back to the storyboard and figure out where I was going with it (and if that still makes sense).

I do have a couple of ideas for continuations, the next part of Hocus Pocus (tentatively titled Black Magic) is one, a second part to A Twist in the Tale, two sequels to Justice is Blonde (National Treasure and one tentatively titled Jury Duty), plus I'd really like to return to The Boys in Blue as I've got a fair chunk of a sequel to that.

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Midnight Margaritas

Midnight Margaritas (part of the Hocus Pocus series)

Witches don't celebrate Halloween, but James Barnes doesn't know that yet.

“Because… it’s Halloween?”

“And?” Darcy, shaking her head at him, turned back to the potion and stuck a finger in it experimentally. The liquid bubbled happily around her finger and then let out a small poof of smoke. Darcy pulled a face and turned back to Barnes.

“And…” he gestured toward her, then made what she supposed was supposed to be a wand movement. She fixed him with a severely unimpressed look. “…and you’re a witch?” Barnes tried again when she failed to respond.

“Ew, no,” Darcy wrinkled her nose. “Halloween is a well-deserved night off for witches. And everything else that goes bump in the night.”

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Defenestration

defenestration /ˌdiːfɛnɪˈstreɪʃn,diːˌfɛnɪˈstreɪʃn/ noun 1. formal•humorous the action of throwing someone out of a window. "death by defenestration has a venerable history"

Or 50 ways to meet your lover - when they won't stop breaking stuff, and you're sick of all the paperwork

“Have you met the angry brunette with all the paperwork?”

“Huh?” Steve asked, only half-listening as he snapped himself into the pilot seat of the QuinJet.

“She’s like, yea high-” Bucky’s hand floated somewhere around his chest as he demonstrated, before dropping himself bodily into the co-pilot seat. “-and just… really angry.”

Part of the 50 Ways to Meet Your Lover series

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These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze)

Following the events of Civil War, the Avengers are disbanded, scattered and in hiding - and not coping all that well. The rise of anti-superhuman feeling continues, and it's not only the Avengers who are feeling the effects. Steve Rogers and team are about to discover a whole other world, and with it comes what might be the biggest threat they've ever faced.

“The natural order of things doesn’t always get it right,” he says flatly. “That’s why science exists, my dear. And, in any case, the Slayer herself is hardly some naturally occurring phenomena. The First Slayer was made, not born, and we aim to do the same tomorrow. The only question that remains is with whom we work.”

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The Five Things She Learns About Him … And Then The One Thing He Learns About Her

“No girl in the history of the world has ever had a problem with being given a gift. And it’s Christmas, so take your sorry ass and that hideous sweater, and go find her before it’s midnight and the magic runs out.”

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Y'all I need peak 2016 (but actually good) Avengers Tower fics where they're all living together like the weirdest roommates to ever exist.

Ya feel?

No I do not care what romantic pairings there are, I just need everyone alive. Bonus points if they heavily feature Natasha or if it's from her point of view. I don't mind a bit of angst, but I need the funny.

Thanks!

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It’s mainly what I write!

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The Five Things He Learns About Her … And Then The One Thing She Learns About Him

“That one’s for detecting spatial anomalies,” she said with enthusiasm, picking it up and giving it a sharp slap. The antenna wobbled in response. “We use this to scan for precursors to wormholes.”

“That’s how we met Thor,” Darcy supplied helpfully, appearing at Bucky’s other elbow. “Sometimes it goes ding, but we’re almost 94% sure it’s not picking up Loki.”

“He won’t know who Loki is,” Jane hissed across Bucky, still clutching the handheld gadget.

“No, I’ve heard of him,” Bucky said to her, and she peered back up at him. “Steve mentioned.”

The machine gave a small but definitive DING.

Darcy looked at the machine, and Bucky looked at Jane, who also looked at the machine.

“It needs new batteries,” she said hastily, shoving it into a drawer before turning back to Bucky with a wide smile. “So what else can we show you?”

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These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze)

Following the events of Civil War, the Avengers are disbanded, scattered and in hiding - and not coping all that well. The rise of anti-superhuman feeling continues, and it's not only the Avengers who are feeling the effects. Steve Rogers and team are about to discover a whole other world, and with it comes what might be the biggest threat they've ever faced.

The girl leans forward in her seat, propping both elbows on her thighs and dropping her head into her cupped hands as she looks at him. She lets her gaze run across him, toes to chest and then, finally looking at his face, she fixes him with a solemn look.

“So… You staked your first vamp.”

Steve, understanding both the reference and that this girl is making fun of him, opts not to rise to the bait.

“Not my first, actually.”

“Oh, excuse me,” she says, sitting back in the cheap plastic seat and one eyebrow pops toward her hairline. “I didn’t realise we were dealing with a professional.”

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The Five Things She Learns About Him … And Then The One Thing He Learns About Her

“You’re friends, aren’t you?” Jane pointed out. “We’re friends, and you’ve bought me sweaters before-”

“You and I are friends, and I’ve bought you exactly one sweater to replace the one I accidentally got alien goop all over that time,” Darcy said, sitting back on her stool and putting her feet up on the table. “I think it would be stretching it to say that the Winter Soldier and I are friends.”

“The Winter Soldier isn’t friends with anyone,” Jane said, reaching across and knocking Darcy’s feet off the desk with a sharp look. “But I think you and Bucky Barnes might be.”

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The Only Logical Solution

Bucky's pining after a girl. Darcy wishes the guy she's gone on would notice her. Somehow, there's only one logical solution.

“Are we doing this?”

The silence between them was broken by a cheery voice, and they both looked up to find Barton grinning back at them, holding a large bowl of popcorn.

“Doing what?” Darcy asked, swivelling on her stool to face him properly.

“Movie night,” Barton gestured with the bowl, losing some in the process.

“Uh,” Darcy said, looking at Bucky.

“Ah,” Bucky said, looking at the floor.

“C’mon, you guys always do movie night,” Barton said, crossing from the kitchen area to the living area and settling into the couch, putting his feet up on the coffee table. “You suddenly get lives or something?”

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The Only Logical Solution

Bucky's pining after a girl. Darcy wishes the guy she's gone on would notice her. Somehow, there's only one logical solution.

“So you think red suits me?” Darcy joked awkwardly.

“It’s, uh,” Bucky frowned slightly as he pushed an errant red curl away from Darcy’s forehead with one hand. “Surprisingly realistic.”

“Yeah, turns out Nat has this whole dress-up box,” Darcy said, smoothing down the stretched fabric for want of something to do with her hands. “Wigs and outfits and… Allsorts. You know, I’m beginning to think she’s not a natural redhead.”

“She’s not,” Bucky said automatically.

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Natasha what do you MEAN half the intelligence community doesn’t believe the winter soldier exists. He comes in like a wrecking ball. He’s blowing stuff up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. He has an ENTOURAGE. He’s ripping the steering wheel OUT OF YOUR CAR ON THE FREEWAY. This man has gone to the Steve Rogers School of Simply Throwing Myself At The Enemy. They done did brainwash his whole life outta him but they couldn’t make him forget that style of fighting.

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1. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic. 3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole? 22. Choose a passage from one of your earlier fics and edit it into your current writing style. :)

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Another ancient ask I never saw, however - answers as below!

1. Probably I would say domestically funny is my signature move - no big stakes at play as such, but silly (and snarky) interactions. Emphasis on the funny - I do enjoy writing to make myself laugh. Honestly I think the best thing I have ever written (and possibly will ever write) is Dial 911 & State Your Emergency.

The other thing I’d say is crossovers - I really enjoy the challenge of taking two elements and fitting them together.

My crossovers (so far) include Avengers x Legally Blonde (Justice is Blonde), Avengers x Buffy (These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze) & Photograph), MCU x Neighbours (the soap-tastic Back in Black with @wunderlass).

2. Probably the whole alpha/beta/omega stuff - I just don’t really understand it!

3. I’m not sure my style has really changed, tbh 🤔 mostly I default to casual modern funny, but occasionally I lean into a more gothic tense descriptive style. In the absence of being able to fulfil this question I’ll offer a sneak peak at some unfinished fic:

National Treasure

“I’m pretty sure that guy thinks I’m guilty,” Steve said heavily, as the door swung shut on the small room.

“And I’m pretty sure I have no idea why you’re sitting on your ass waitin’ on that monumental waste of good oxygen, when you know damn well the best lawyer in the United States is just a phone call away,” Bucky answered, leaning back in his chair and fixing Steve with a long look.

“You mean-”

“Who else?”

Love, The Avengers

It was the first Christmas after the events of Civil War, and though the gang was technically back together, relations were strained to say the least.

Tony, who waited exactly six months, 14 days, 3 hours and 17 minutes before he called Steve and told him that, whilst he still thought he was an asshole and that Barnes should be locked up, he nevertheless considered Steve his asshole and he’d be damned if they’d be having Christmas at the compound without him.

Steve told him that wasn’t what he meant by the letter, and hung up.

It took Tony five voicemails, two and a half begging letters of his own and a succession of text messages before Steve broke.

These Endless Days (Are Finally Ending in a Blaze)

“And who’s this?”

Buffy sighed.

“This would be Faith,” the blonde gestured toward the doorway where the lithe brunette was lounging against the wooden frame. The other girl winked.

“Not gonna introduce me all proper-like, B?” Faith asked, grinning. “And here I was thinking all these years that you were the one with manners.”

Buffy rolled her eyes.

“Bucky, this is Faith. She’s tried to kill me on multiple occasions, once stole my body and fully believes that pleather is for life, not just for Christmas. Did I leave anything out?”

“Nah, think you got it all,” the brunette commented, inspecting her nails.

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