teach me how to scorch my biology

before you speak, THINK:

happy buying my chemical romance tickets week to those who celebrate

"strap cant get someone pregnant" clearly your will doesn't match your conviction. persevere

im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubblegum bitch im gonna be your bubblegum bitch

i dug ur grave shallow in case u change ur mind down there bro 🤙

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

also, its sister tweet:

How could you forget:

sex is fine but have you ever thought about all the ways you’d rewrite a flawed piece of media that shaped your life and holds a special place in your heart despite its unfulfilled potential

they’re dropping every snowflake’s different just like you Two

"if i could be anything who would i be" a guy who has new mcr music.

We're beating the breakup allegations with this one 🔥🔥💯 WHO UP TINFOILHATTING AT THE FUNCTION ‼️‼️🥫

we cannot let these middle-aged men keep terrorizing us like this

this is whats going on on twitter btw