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@poisoned-sugar11

currently hyperfixated on the left/right game. I use he/they/it/eh/kelpself/bunself pronouns, I don't really have a preference between them. I like video games and Vocaloid. My favourite game at the moment is Pokéfarm. I'm an artist, but I haven't been posting a lot of my art lately. I'm not obsessed with Tamari from Qualia Automata. What would give you that idea? /j Disclaimer: medicinal-flour22 is a gimmick blog that is my evil clone. This is why I'm mean to him. Please do not make value judgments of me based on our interactions.
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Certified Terminally Online Two-faced Compulsive Liar with Homicidal Tendencies

Fans of The Left/Right Game please interact!!!

Hi, this isn't directed at any one person since I've gotten a few, but please don't send me positivity chain asks. They actually give me a lot of anxiety.

Adding onto this due to something that happened a few days ago. Please don't tag me in reblog bait. I don't even understand why someone would do this in the first place? Not counting ones that say "reblog if prev is an awesome person" or whatever. The ones that make you feel like shit for not reblogging.

My rotomblr blogs that are most commonly used are @hoppip-haven and @reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter. I do have others, but if you're a rotomblr blog, then chances are, those are the ones that will interact with you.

Pillowfort in case I get smited again:

Oh, and since this is my pinned, here's a link to my YouTube channel.

(Userbox by plural-this-user-is on tumblr)

(Userboxes by sweetpeauserboxes on tumblr.)

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No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

I find it very interesting to note the times in which this post has a sudden resurgence. It often follows very stressful, upsetting events, where a lot of “REBLOG THIS OR YOU SUCK” posts start appearing on this site. 

So I’ll say it again: it is okay if you come to tumblr to escape upsetting news. It is okay if you’re just here for fun and fandom. It is okay if you do not want to use your tumblr as a place to read about or spread the current events that are circulating. It is okay if you need a place to decompress and just relax. There are other ways to be involved in/support causes and you are allowed to set boundaries on social media platforms without it being indicative of your belief systems. 

Your beliefs, values, ethics, and moral stances are not determined by whether or not you reblog something. 

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arginnit

the fact that he pulled out the coveted WORLD DOWLOAD for damage control is CRAZYYYYY

for those of us who aren’t in mcyt what damage is he controlling

recently, on a podcast, ex dsmp members tommyinnit, jack manifold and philza opened a tiny bit about how dream was not a good person

jack talked about hating him since day 1 and tommy shared some context for a twitter interactiong they had on like 2021? where dream took credit for all of tommys sucess after tommy made a joke and was really weird and agressive about it (tommy was 16 at the time btw) and it made tommy feel so bad he had to reminds himself to "not piss off dream cus its not worth it" and then talked about how he (now dreams age at the time) cant imagine talking to a teen the way dream talked to him

so hes scrapping for what little reputation he has here basically

DSMP is still a thing? I thought it collapsed around '21.

it actually collapsed late 22, but the fandom has been wanting a world download of the server since. so dropping this after another round of being further exposed as a shit person Is an interesting move on his end

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bewbin

the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE

me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w-

*flames engulf me completely*

you deserve to be lit on fire, dragon is a caragory word, wyverns are a type of dragon

*my jaw bone slowly falls off my charred skeleton with good comedic timing*

official dragon post

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hannahhillam

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

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fatsexybitch

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

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hollowedskin

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

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shotfromguns

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour

You DROP Morceau? You discard his body like the sack of flour? oh! oh! jail for friend! jail for friend for One Thousand Years!!!

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earhartsease

this reminded us of how we somehow (due to context) convinced ourselves that mlem was just french for blep

and why did this remind is of that? because we’re autistic and the french for wheat is blé

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kaity--did

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

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inkloom

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[ID: tags: "#that wasn't a lie though the big ball did go night night #it went to the great night night that awaits us all" /end ID]

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Micheal Distortion searching up “how to express human emotions” on Gerry’s computer and it autocompletes

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Dr. Gachey with foxglove, 1890

Some of Van Gogh’s best work was done during a period of his life that he spent in a hospital being treated for his mental health problems. I could be wrong but I think Starry Night was among those.

This is consistently the case. Creators tend to do their best work when they are in a healthy place and receiving proper treatment and not being self destructive in their efforts to cope. Go figure.

All our experiences, good and bad, inform what we create, but suffering is not the price of great art. Suffering is what prevents artists from completing great art.

(I bring to mind this @tkingfisher / Ursula Verson quote about once a week <3)

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chongoblog

The author’s barely disguised pet dog. They just put a tablecloth over it and said it was a small table, but like he’s still wagging his tail and woofing

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