More trash for less cash.

I feel like this tweet matches up well with this one

I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

sustainable.

innovation under capitalism

Thank you everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

this is the funniest possible post for this feature to bug out and proc on.

uhoh.

ines and freak'adel

my homie

I’m done with you. I’m done. Don’t touch me.

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Hana Bunny

why is mike tyson hopping out of a two decade retirement to fight jake paul

what is happening

the toad strips the ego

Both Jake Paul and Mike Tyson walk out of this with 20 million dollars each. Like all outrageous influencer boxing matches, it’s simply a huge paycheck for both participants. Their actual job is to sensationalize the fight, which for Jake Paul means being arrogant and easy to hate so people will tune in in hopes of seeing him get knocked out, and the other person can say wild shit like “god told me to after a hit of toad venom”. Jake Paul in particular has explicitly weaponized hate for him into lucrative opportunities.

knowing anything about history is great because it makes you seem mentally insane

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

Fucked up how now in Rhodes Island there are a Doctor with no memories but who is still the Doctor and a Theresa with all her memories but who is not Theresa

thighs

commission for sndthickthighs

I want to make fun of Arknights youtubers but 1) I don’t want to watch any ever again to not risk poisoning my algorithm irreparably like that one time and 2) it’d be the same as making fun of Gamepress probably.

“What’s up, everybody, it’s Tony Paizuri back at you with some steaming hot Arknights content, let’s check the new Operator, Crownslayer,”

*3:20 minutes of just reading the Skills and Talents descriptions verbatim*

“Well, she doesn’t do as much damage as Yato or Texas, so she’s probably the worse 6* ever released, just like how I told you all that Ines was barely a better Cantabile and not worth the pulls. At least Crownslayer is free, haha.”

becoming an arknights youtuber and just going "well she's hot so I'm gonna immediately e2 her, get all her masteries, and unlock that module. don't worry, I'll never deploy her"

I don’t know what point that’s meant to illustrate, because that’s based.

Out of Touch