Real ones know Neil only killed himself because he forgot to thank Beyoncé at the end of the play
Neil “I hope in another universe I become an actor” Perry being played by Robert Sean Leonard, an incredible and beloved actor
And Todd “I hope in another universe I become a poet” Anderson being played by Ethan Hawke, a man who talks about poetry all the time, and shows how much it means to him.
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imagine charlie dalton taking a liking toward a girl and like going all out his way to get her and she goes 'what makes you think i like you?' and charlie goes 'well im awesome, im beautiful, im a poet' and she goes 'what makes you think i even like boys in the first place' and his jaw just drops because hes like omg shes like todd and neil but if they were girls and from that day on they become friends and they even help each other get girls and he becomes her no1 lesbian protector AND i can see him walk up to a girl sitting at the bar going 'hey uh, are you a lesbian?' and the girl at the bar is like 'uh yes?' and hes like 'AWESOME, my friend over there is too and she thinks youre pretty' like he would be the BEST wingman ever oh my god
Did I just read the best interpretation of Charlie’s character I’ve ever seen in my entire life???
THIS IS LITERALLY EXACTLY PERFECTLY HOW HE WOULD ACT IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING AS ACCURATE AS THIS!???
Oppa is Gangnam Style, uh
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam Style, uh
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam Style
Ayyyyy sexy lady
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nobody said it was easy
it’s such a shame for us to part
nobody said it was easy
no one ever said it would be this hard
oh, take me back to the start
the scientist - coldplay
I absolutely love these posts and the way the fans relate the lyrics to the songs BUT I have infinite love for my funny versions 😔😔 they crack me up too much
And I promise that you’ll never find another like
Me-e-e
You-u-u-u
I’m the only one of me
Baby that’s the fun of me
Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
Get it hot like Papa John
Make a bitch go on and on
It’s a femininomenon
(I made this then laughed for five minutes)
Currently thinking a lot about how Neil would react if Todd died instead. Someone make an essay on how much Todd meant to Neil pls. I’m lazy.
What if Todd used poetry to cope with his problems but he could never write a single poem about Neil (because he couldn’t put any of his feelings toward him into words) so the world never learned how much they mattered to each other
My (upcoming) Anderperry fanfic in a nutshell
(They’re fanfic writers, but also enemies and I love them for it 😔)
Honestly, I’m so glad we survived the tortured poets department invasion bc this is literally our little group of weirdos that has their own cult and likes to hide in caves sometimes, and I wouldn’t trade that for the world
GUYSSSS LOOK AT SCI-FI CO-AUTHORS PITTS AND MEEKS IN MY FIC (This is from Todd's pov btw)
Groupchat: Book club (only for the gays and the depressives)
Members: Todd (you), Meeksie and Pittsie
Meeksie
@Todd do you think a blue crystal that can kill humanity should be called klenk
Pittsie
Meeks stop asking Todd questions about our book
Meeksie
I just think if you get an outsider’s perspective you’ll realize how BAD YOU ARE AT NAMING STUFF
Pittsie
Literally just shut up and go write your chapter
Meeksie
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE WHEN THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY IS A THING CALLED KLENK????
Pittsie
JUST WRITE AND STOP BOTHERING TODD, HE DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS
(Modern) Neil Perry being a Chappell Roan fan in my fic is so perfect like???
For my fic:
(Idk that many musicals, as you can see 😭)
Y’all, does Anderperry have a song that’s theirs?? Bc if they do, I don’t hear enough about it
Me looking through my mutual's profiles bc I don't have any imagination and I'm writing an anderperry fanfic writers fic