part-time soulmate, full-time problem

wait it really is tombstone tuesday ..

HAPPY DESTIEL DAY HELLERS

solidarity <3

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*

Dionysus:

This is great but are we not gonna talk about how OP doesn’t have a url?!?!?

I mean, ????????????

one thing i do have to say is that i don't think cas and eileen would really be like a dynamic duo. they'd be cordial but they just don't have very much in common? i don't think they would be that interested in each other. the natural platonic pairoffs here are dean-eileen and sam-cas. dean and eileen unfortunately are very testosterone poisoning together, imo. they're very macho and do a lot of weird competition. they enjoy it, but no one else does.

anyway in the saileena endgame (once dean gets done bitching about sam's "abnormal lifestyle") the natural platonic groupings are either dean-sam-eileen (results in dean getting bullied mercilessly but otherwise a surprising amount of Being Normal) and cas-rowena (fem in an evil little way >:3c) or still dean-eileen and cas-sam with rowena feeling awkwardly left out, or rowena hangs around with cas and sam but is absolutely baffled by them because she likes and connects with both of them individually but the sides of them that she connects with are completely different and she has no idea how to do both at once. or it becomes rowena-eileen vs. Team Free Will Back Together Again, which is like deeply nuts. i think this might result more in cas being batted about between the Ladies' Group and the Brothers' Group like some kind of cat toy.

OR it would end up in sam and cas and eileen having like. a ladies night/cuddle puddle together while dean and rowena tensely stare at each other across the table and occasionally tell each other how they would kill each other if push came to shove.

[mandatory tumblr disclaimer that this is subjective and all my own opinion (except I’m right)]

5th of the month again?

CHRIS EVANS and SEBASTIAN STAN in CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016). Dir. by Anthony and Joe Russo.

@livebloggingmydescentintomadness ’ tags are sending me

These tags 😂😂😂

and the rest is history. XD

Dean and Cas on the wall by lettiebobettie

gather round it’s parasocial hours!!! find out what jensen ackles would think about you(quiz)

guess what ladies(gender neutral) there’s a part two!!! find out what misha collins would think about you(quiz) i hope you get out of this one unscathed

hey everyone! i am insane and i made a third installment!! find out what jared padalecki would think about you(quiz) please note it is actually even more cursed than usual

you found me (the boys) / lazarus rising (supernatural)

fuck it i made another uquiz: which iconic castiel line are u

they do it when crowley is talking about “doing extraordinary things to triplets” too. nice

and just to confirm, it’s even more blatant here asjdkhasdhasda;sd good job spanish spn

we need more of random angels having personal beef with cas because we KNOW that one of cas’ personality traits is being a grade-A bitch to people for absolutely no reason and we KNOW he likes to cause problems on purpose. imagine how much funnier SPN would have been if every angel had an “oh castiel? known mean girl castiel? slept with the garrison commander for a promotion castiel? my enemy castiel?” story

the minute castiel betrays heaven all the angels are lined up to be the one to kill him cause he’s such a bitch

every angel: so let me get this straight. you were happy to push ALL of us down the corporate ladder for your career. you undermined the structure of heaven’s army for your career. you went to HELL to rescue and restore the Michael Sword for your career. and now you’re giving all of that up… to become a housewife? for a midwestern white man in his 30s?

cas: yes and you all WISH you were me. i don’t NEED to work anymore unlike all of you who can’t find husbands <3

every angel: i’m going to kill you :)