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part-time soulmate, full-time problem

@pocketsized-prophet / pocketsized-prophet.tumblr.com

Here are some things you should know: 1. Dannie. British. 34. She/Her 2. Bi af 3. Cockles trash 4. I don't even fucking know what I blog about anymore. Does anyone even care? 5. I write sometimes. Maybe. If my crippling anxiety and depression allows it. Usually it involves dicks in butts. (Especially Castiel's in Dean's.)
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As a European, I'm still learning about Americans and their politics. This whole area in general is not something I'm particularly good at perceiving. I was just disappointed that someone like Jared would have a mindset like that because in my head, him and Sam are the same. But that last bit is on me for being naive. From now on, Sam is a concept not an acted character. I gotta learn how to separate the two.

Jared isn’t MAGA or anything, to clarify -- but he is a very centrist democrat that, frankly, modernly is indiscernable from Bush-era republicans. Misha is further left, but tends to negotiate in towards center when he feels it’s strategic, which people try to skin him over (eg when he said Biden was our best chance and uh--as a fiercely left wing progressive Bernie supporter, respectively speaking, he was right.) This is why Misha’s been the least impacted by the great twitter purge. Jensen kinda hangs ambiguously in the middle, more left leaning but not super vocal or involved. Also, frankly, most homophobic conservatives still saw through the show and considered him “that gay shit” basically. Resultingly, he’s hit more than Misha but less than Jared on his following.

But Jared’s mindset is fairly transparent with his motivation in even thinking about Walker, saying it would be “interesting” to see the struggle of duty versus morality after thinking about kids in cages--eg, the struggles of cops, basically. That’s what he considers progressive right now. And hopefully I don’t have to explain why that isn’t the progressive angle right now.

All actors have had some foot in mouth statements about character takes--and this last one on Eileen could very well be that--but respectively I would have zero surprise if it’s PR lines at this point. It’s not the target audience and they want to pull the hardest-line Jared fans, which overall tends to be a certain ineffable fandom group. And at the end of the day, Jared’s going to have to deal with bringing in the same dipshits that hate on his wife constantly, and I don’t know if he’s fully aware of that.

Jensen’s sexy silence on the finale continues as its own general vindication, as well as him choosing on at least one if not two levels to not be involved in this show. The “kicking and screaming” line tells me there’s been some pretty blunt “no”s even beyond what the articles say. Maybe they’re with excuses like having other things to film. Or maybe it’s just not the kind of stuff he wants involved with.

Misha supposedly is busy on something right now, I don’t know what, and there’s that other movie he filmed for, but let’s be real, he wouldn’t touch copaganda with a 10 foot pole so.

At the end of the day, I fear the audience Jared’s going to be immersing himself with, especially split away from Jensen and Misha more, and the “meet in the middle” propaganda is going to drift him right over the years. Misha with his art based fields is going to continue to break wider left. Jensen’s going to end up somewhere in the middle--The Boys, for example, isn’t exactly Purity Culture passing but it does touch on some stark political realities and social commentaries for better or worse, and he’s going to be surrounded by that kind of dialogue. 

S’what I’m seeing out of this.

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Are the b*bros uncomfy yet or do I need to keep posting more destiel and jenmish pictures?

Is it working? Are they crying yet?

Here's a bonus picture just to really grind their gears

Oh what the hell. Here's a few more just for you b*bros

Yaaaay😍😍😍

Also my fav one is missing so

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Remember that ime when Jensen said lewd pictures of him and Mish are selfies? Good times. 

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*Lewd synonyms:  obscene, dirty, bawdy, smutty, nasty.

(Don’t judge my gif habilities wrong, I made this 5 am when I couldn’t sleep)

It’s ass o clock in the morning and therefore time for me to inexplicably contribute cockles content to my meta blog:

In this same interview, they’re asked to write down Jensen’s favorite roadtrip snack, and Jared visibly writes “cock.” Misha is looking over his shoulder and they both crack up. Jared immediately erases it and Misha scribbles something down on his own board. Jared’s final answer is “beef jerky,” which is correct. Misha laughs and says “mine didnt say that.” Cue slow zoom in on Misha’s face.

It Happened To Me: the percolating of Cockles content into otherwise reputable meta blogs. Nothing else to add, just a welcome to the Dumpster Mansion from a few years down the road from adding just a few gifsets here or there. 👋

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Ahahahhahah Jensen, oh my God

Oh my gAWD this is so on-brand Jensen honey your Dean is showing, you might wanna tuck that back in

I had to bust out my magazine. You can SEE how pissed off he is oH MY G O D

You guys are really making me button up this fukin goddamned motherfukin pOLo sHiRt I look like a fukin choir boi saving my man cleavage for jesus. And why tF are baby’s lights on just PHOTOSHOP THAT IN LATER GODDAMIT you’ve already airbrushed my eye crinkles away what’s the fuckin difference

i will murder u in ur sleep and kill everyone u luv

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Hi, please don’t watch Jensen catch and hold Misha’s gaze and give a tiny nod of acknowledgement that, yes, he is HELPING and he’s got the dumb dad jokes covered–it might be dangerous to your health.

And while you’re at it don’t watch Jared standing there holding the camera, not being talked to or looked at by Jensen or Misha, and assuming a very classic “Sam is here too” stance.

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