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part-time soulmate, full-time problem

@pocketsized-prophet / pocketsized-prophet.tumblr.com

Here are some things you should know: 1. Dannie. British. 34. She/Her 2. Bi af 3. Cockles trash 4. I don't even fucking know what I blog about anymore. Does anyone even care? 5. I write sometimes. Maybe. If my crippling anxiety and depression allows it. Usually it involves dicks in butts. (Especially Castiel's in Dean's.)
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aliveboydean

castiel thinks dean is the most loving creature on the face of the planet —> cas and crowley spend a lot of time together season six where crowley undoubtedly has to listen to cas talk about how dean can and will love even the unloveable —> multiple seasons worth of proof of this —> crowley voice “i deserve to be loved” speech —> drowley summer of love. hmm. much to think about

posted this at 2:30 in the A.M. while drafting in sickness 3 but still thinking about it. guys do you ever listen to a fuck buddy bitch about his ex so much that you end up getting a crush on him (the ex)

“i aint your friggin’ bestie” five word tragedy. deemed unlovable by the only person on the face of the planet you thought might be capable of seeing something in you.

and then his brother starts fucking your mom

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drowley from crowley's perspective is this huge love story that fundamentally reshapes him as a character, makes him better, makes him worse. changes his perspective on the world, on life, on humanity. it's lust and longing and jealousy and yearning and anger and pain and unrequited love where u take the tiny crumbs you can get. pure attraction, sexual romantic and platonic. perhaps to dean, perhaps to the idea of dean. but nevertheless surrounding this man who is somehow both a threat and an undeniable enemy and also a genuine friend. and drowley from dean's perspective is like. some karaoke and a couple hookups and constant drunk dialing from the king of hell.

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“not only did dean and crowley run off together for a few months, during which they canonically fucked, but we will bring it up as often as possible for the next two years” is an INSANE creative decision to make on what was originally a manly monster hunting show

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Crowley was meant to be Sam’s Cas he was meant to be Sam’s queerbait moment like he was originally meant to raise Sam from hell and it was Sam’s blood that was turning Crowley human (like Ruby’s blood was turning Sam into a demon!!) but J*red simply does not have chemistry with men so jackles was like sigh. Is anyone gonna make this friendship homoerotic? I have to do EVERYTHING around here.

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suncaptor

Benny should come back and makeout with Dean in front of John simply because I cannot think of something that would bother John more since he's a male vampire. Maybe when Sam causually brings up Dean's fling with the demonic king of hell. To which Dean's like well you slept with a demon too! And John just stares and is like. okay I like the gay angel then I guess. Then Cas walks in and punches John straight in the face.

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so that’s two of dean’s boyfriends they’ve killed off explicitly for being in love with dean huh. mark sheppard get us a bingo make it three out of three

Crowley was directly and indirectly killed off for being in love with Dean in the sense that the death marker was on him IMMEDIATELY in season 9. Like, he had whatever else was going on with him earlier in the season which could have gone anywhere really, maybe a vague stab at human!Crowley, who knows... He did First Born and then Bobo made a few implications in 9x14 and the next thing we know Buckleming has unfortunately read the vibe in the writers’ room that was supposed to be subtle and we got 9x16 (I think?) the episode where Crowley is moping around in a dressing gown crying and watching lovey movies and clearly taking things badly with how it’s gone with Dean so far that season... I think the ott characterisation veered the portrayal of Crowley into the overtly in love with Dean zone because they were making fun of him in a way that was pretty open, with their usual subtlety. Then of course that being the direction they decide, by the opening of season 10 this is just Crowley’s personality now and once a villain is simping for the hero there’s really not anywhere else for them to go in a story that would probably have narratively punished Crowley even if this were a female character, but as a male character who can now repeatedly be portrayed HUMOROUSLY in love with Dean, with that fine line that homophobically “of course” Dean would never reject Crowley on screen because he’s “straight” but he can do it because Crowley is eviiil, which means they could walk right up to that line in portraying the relationship as canonically having happened, while literally. LiTERALLY. Using evil and demonic as the cypher for doing gay shit together one summer. 

Was kinda infuriating back when it was all going down but it was bouncing off Cas and Dean so at least we had this anchor that it was reflecting the angelic, good gay shit for Dean, but hey now the show has gone and killed off Dean AND Cas for being in love with each other and they fell into the exact same punishment Crowley and Benny did. Well. It’s just a gay death party now, huh? 

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and so after hours of hard work and absolutely no one asking, i present: what supernatural being that has inexplicably fallen in love with dean winchester are you?

Cant say I’m surprised, copying in the description because it’s bomb af:

ugh. where to begin. fellas do you ever just……. get sent on a holy mission to rescue the Michael Sword, and enter the gates of hell one of god’s most trusted and loyal soldiers, and upon arrival see the tattered soul (but not broken, human souls can’t break) of the righteous man (Michael’s vessel, breaker of the first seal, human male Dean Winchester) and immediately fall so deeply in love you never follow another order from heaven again? Do you ever rebel against your entire kind and God’s plan itself because Dean Winchester (the righteous man, breaker of the first seal, Michael’s vessel) just…. asked you to? Do you ever shatter at the altar of Winchester? Do you ever- do you ever just- oh god— Anyway- congrats on having sexy and correct opinions. You hate expressing emotions. You have more love than you know what to do with. You are allowed to forgive yourself, because you deserve to love freely and to be loved in return. Life isn’t about fate or destiny it’s about CHOOSING what makes you happy however hard that might be, and above all, it’s about remembering that god’s plan cannot hold a candle to the raw power of gay love

Your Result: crowley all of the insane things supernatural has done - and we all know theyve done insane things! - i FIRMLY believe that the drowley summer of love was the absolute most bonkers batshit insane one. like POV you’re Crowley, king of hell ok. you get addicted to human blood because of sam right. you get addicted to ~feeling things~. you ~just want to be loved~. enter dean winchester, who doesnt love you, but does need you, which in terms of a newly-partly-human-ish-desperate-for-affection king of hell may well functionally be the same thing, and then because dean is your manic pixie dream girl he makes you break into cain (bible THEE cain)'s house and dean takes on the mark of cain. this is exciting because now he's struggling as the demon and human halves of himself are at war, and he's fighting an epic battle between Who He Is and Who He Must Be, and so when he comes to you for guidance and help and maybe a pity fuck you can oblige and act normal about it and pretend that he wasn’t just enough in your peripheral vision when you started feeling human emotions that you’ve fallen utterly head-over-heels in love with him. And then (like we haven’t even gotten into it yet) - you hear that he’s died for Plot Reasons. You rush to his bedside. You slip the First Blade into his hand and watch as he becomes a demon which is AMAZING because your romance is no longer a miserable demon-and-human-romeo-and-juliet-it-can-never-be-type-tragedy but a fun sexy fling! And you let your kingdom crumble to pieces because all you wanna do is hang out with him in dive bars and have orgies and play table football! and then he dumps you and you have a huge and very public breakdown over it and your own mother accuses you of being shattered at the altar of winchester! Insane. and then it’s like pov dean: you’ve taken on the mark of cain and this demon king is super obsessed with you. weird. Anyway you can ignore your problems for as long as you want but facing them is the only way to heal. Being self destructive feels good in the moment because letting yourself be angry feels good but the real true radical act will always be treating yourself with care and kindness. but also being a little insane and evil sometimes is absolutely ok

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hazeldomain

Straw Grasping at Triplets

@fuckyeahf-football turned me onto this and I went back and looked and holy shit: you are right. 

10.01: Black

Dean is singing terrible karaoke and Crowley is talking to these two fine gentlemen, pretty obviously about Dean. 

Dean gets done singing, picks up the waitress, and we have the scene in the hotel room, where Crowley’s pissed that Dean is shagging waitresses on his bed.

Then we go back to the bar where Crowley and Dean are playing foosball against- the same two guys. 

(Apparently this bar has a dress code and it’s plaid.) 

So they’ve got some kind of connection to these two because they left and came back and found the same guys. They’re at least friends with these two.

Two, or possibly three because red-plaid guy is definitely in both shots but light-plaid guy was wearing a jacket earlier. Maybe he just took it off. Or maybe it’s not the same guy. He certainly looks the same. 

It’s relevant because

And when I went and checked the credits- 

Yep. Out of all the extras in all the world, these two friends of theirs, the only people we see them talk with in the bar, are twins

I fucking cannot with this show, I swear to god. 

On a related note:

Somebody figure out what the fuck he’s saying? 

and this completely ignores yellow plaid dude in the background of the fooseball shot who looks vaguely similar too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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