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part-time soulmate, full-time problem

@pocketsized-prophet / pocketsized-prophet.tumblr.com

Here are some things you should know: 1. Dannie. British. 34. She/Her 2. Bi af 3. Cockles trash 4. I don't even fucking know what I blog about anymore. Does anyone even care? 5. I write sometimes. Maybe. If my crippling anxiety and depression allows it. Usually it involves dicks in butts. (Especially Castiel's in Dean's.)
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Usually I don't say shit about Wincest parts of fandom bc it doesn't seem like any of my business, however.

It's extremely funny to read like an anti-destiel wincestie post where op very clearly wants to say "actually Destiel isn't real because Dean loves Cas like a brother" but can't because. Well.

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sailorsally

I cannot emphasize how important it is that we are at CW's throat every time a tv show canonizes a bi character. Make them feel the wrath. It was always the network. They were the delusional and hateful ones! They chose homophobia over filling their pockets with cash and their failure to make destiel canon will haunt them for the rest of their days. Every time there is a new bi character on the block, we will raise a toast to Dean Winchester and say one more fuck you to cw with our whole chests out! That's their legacy. Failing to make history because of their bigotry.

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doctor who coming back in the year of 2023 when terfism and biological essentialism and transphobia are on the rise and making one of THE most hyped up episodes by bringing back fan favorites david tennant and catherine tate. all about being trans

showing rose being bullied and her grandma struggling to get it right but still being supportive. and shaun and donna being the greatest parents by being ready to burn the world down to protect their daughter. the doctor asking for the meep's pronouns AND IT'S NORMAL???

and all of that is brilliant to see rose as a trans character and it is important to the narrative. BUT THEN. ROSE BEING TRANS SAVES DONNA'S LIFE BY TAKING HALF OF THE METACRISIS. BECAUSE THE DOCTOR IS MALE AND FEMALE AND NEITHER AND MORE. AND THAT IS INTEGRAL TO DOCTOR WHO AS A WHOLE. and it saved donna's life

to see doctor who be so BLATANTLY trans and nonbinary at the core of the series. the multiple references to the fact that before fourteen, thirteen was a woman. so to see this? trans people stay winning. thank you doctor who for doubling down on the importance of the doctor being trans because oh my god I am so emotional about this

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if i could make one change to spn that is ultimately insignificant and does not impact the plot or characters in any way. i'd slap that handprint back on dean so fast.

politely requesting that if you want to say "well i would make a completely different change," you do that on your own post. this is a handprint appreciation post

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Sir Terry Pratchett awakens. A skeleton stands at his bedside, wearing a long black robe. He sits up. “Well, hang on, let me get my hat,” he tells it.

The skeleton reaches into its robe. From abyssal depths it produces a heavy book bound in sheets of lead and night. It is the kind of book that gets stolen by a rugged adventurer from a temple with more spike-traps than the average house of worship contains. It is the kind of book to which the word “tome” might properly be applied. Frost forms on its pages from the lingering chill of the void. 

The skeleton coughs once and holds the book out to the man sitting on the bed.

WOULD YOU SIGN THIS? it asks. BIG FAN.

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like I GET deancrit and I get that perspective but I can never truly get behind it at the end of the day, because if you just shifted supernatural a couple degrees to the left and gave tfw some stable external relationships outside each other this problem would be solved. the show demonstrates to the audience over and over again that actually when dean has stability, when he has people who will check his behaviour and tell him he’s being a dick when he’s being a dick, so much of the weird entrenched misery and nastiness in the tfw dynamic goes away. dean is not some arch-abusive villain who is destined to always be horrible. his maladaptive behaviours are, on the whole, relatively easy problems to solve that he ALSO wants to solve.

but then spn is like yeah but what if bobby died what if mary died what if they could never have a moment of peace what if every scrap of happiness dean manages to claw his way is taken from him what if these guys are single-handedly responsible for solving every dumbass supernatural problem that exists. “see these characters at their WORST” well okay I’ve seen that for ten seasons I don’t want that. that’s boring. I reject that

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autie-j

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

Love the implication here that the one ring would have little to no effect on Bugs

To be fair, it’s canonically established in Lord of the Rings that Tom Bombadil, an inexplicable magical trickster, is unaffected by the ring, and the only reason they don’t give the job to him is because Tom Bombadil is a silly little man who’s easily distracted and just wants to spend time with his hot wife.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, loves nothing more than fucking over self-important dickheads, and is also an inexplicable magical trickster, so he would in fact be perfect for this mission.

The One Ring may not tempt Bugs, but he’d have other problems with the mission: he’d get lost halfway there (”I knew I should’ve made a left turn at Albuquerque”) and get distracted enough to hand the One RIng to Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam as a prank, only for it to be stolen by Daffy Duck, leading to an ever-increasing number of characters on an increasingly-destructive chase across Middle Earth as everyone keeps stealing it from each other, (Bugs would definitely pull the “evil volcano inspector” gag to get into Mordor, and he’d then immediately turn around and pose as a customs agent stopping whoever currently has the ring at the border and relieving them of it as “contraband”) culminating in an all-out brawl at Mount Doom.  Bugs manages to reclaim the ring one last time as everyone else is busy fighting each other, only for Daffy to come out of nowhere and grab it out of his hands.  Laughing maniacally, Daffy doesn’t realize that his victory dance has taken him right off the edge off a cliff - until Bugs points it out, at which point gravity reasserts itself, and Daffy and the ring both plunge to the fiery depths below

You. You get it.

If someone is going to have the balls, the sheer gall, to remake The Lord of the Rings, it had damn well better star Bugs Bunny or The Muppets.

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dean’s always been the type of guy who isn’t shy about kissing women or making out with women in crowded busy places, and i think, at first, dean would be nervous about kissing cas in public because yeah that means two guys are kissing and people are gonna see dean kissing another guy… but he gets over it pretty quickly when they’re at some dingy diner and cas gets that look in his eyes that says he really really really wants dean to kiss him but he won’t actually ask dean to do it and instead he gets this shy forlorn look on his face. zeppelin is playing overhead and cas’ fingertips are ghosting against dean’s on the tabletop and dean just suddenly decides ‘fuck it, i don’t care what anyone thinks’ and he leans over the table, snags cas by the tie, and pulls him closer across the table so he can kiss cas slow and deep. when they break apart, cas looks starstruck; like dean has just gone and given him his greatest desire. after that, dean isn’t shy about kissing cas anymore. he’ll grab cas’ hand and pull him into a kiss at the grocery store. he’ll snag cas by the waist and nudge him up against the impala so he can kiss cas up against the car door outside of a bar. he’ll spend an obnoxiously long time making out with cas on their double date with sam and eileen at the movies and he doesn’t give a damn that sam is teasing him for it because cas is pulling him closer and breathing those soft little breathy exhales against dean’s mouth that sends shivers down dean’s spine. he’ll sneak a kiss which turns into maybe slipping his tongue into cas’ mouth and grinning against cas’ lips when they’re at the farmers market because cas’ eyes lit up when he saw the stall of flowers and dean is just so ridiculously in love with his dorky angel. he’ll take cas out on a roadtrip and softly press little gentle kisses to cas’ lips while they’re checking into a hotel because cas just looks so content and happy. dean doesn’t care where they are anymore; if they’re at home or surrounded by hundreds of people. kissing cas until he’s breathless and awestruck is dean’s favorite thing, and he’s gonna stop to enjoy the moment and kiss cas whenever and wherever because he wants everyone to know that this devastatingly handsome angel is dean’s entire heart

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cas and dean being the type of husbands where cas will forget his car keys when he walks out the door to his car and dean always grabs the keys and follows cas outside and says “aren’t you forgetting something, handsome?” and cas grins and instead of grabbing the keys he tugs dean closer and kisses him softly. “is that what I forgot?” cas says against dean’s mouth. dean slides the keys into cas’ pocket and he nods as he steals another little kiss from cas’ lips. dean knows deep down cas ‘forgets’ his car keys deliberately just so he can kiss dean up against the car every day and dean absolutely loves it

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