"Oh, hello, I am Pluto"
Name: Pluto
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Ace/Panro
Quotes:
"My dice? I'd love to show you!"
"My moons? ah....I have five, charon...nix and styx........water snake..............the other one, I'm sure they're fine"
"I'ts just a little cold, nothing new"
"Turns out the multiverse is real, now there are two of me"
check out @truly-pluto, the one from this timeline, I am from a different one but stuck here now, still, happy to be here!
I had a Sanders Sides dream last night where Thomas got "stuck in his own head" and had to basically navigate his way out of the Mindscape without help. Whilst there he found "Logan" tending to a garden with lantana bushes.
My theory for a while has been that Orange doesn't have his own body and basically needs to "posses" another side to be able to really do anything so that's probably where my brain got it. No fucking clue how my unconscious brain came up with Pluto as his name but TBH I think it works and I really like it so I might end up using it from now on.
But yeah shoutout to sleeping me for randomly making up this cool as fuck scene.
Though this is probably a sign I'm thinking about this series too much.
Pluto is a good name
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?
this is the only funny addition to this post
There's some guy trying to scam me, he has been blocked, but be aware other!
pluto ily they could never kill u off, ur a real one, stay strong
Giving you the specialist little spot in the afterlife
NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system
Oh and of course us
Honourable mention
What do you mean honorable??? it didn't mention planets??? AM I NOT YOUR NEIGHBOUR ANYMORE?!
How else would I get people to protect my planet status?
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
And you, a fool.
Rather a fool then one denying that of wich the followers crave
And better a coward than one to give in to the unreasonable.
Who are you to judge the creatures that feast upon that which is not yours
A madman, surely, but a madman of my own right, for that of which they feast is that of which I care for.
Yet they do not care for you
The bees do not farm because they love the honey.
But if they do not do their job everything will be in ruin
And they need not care for me to do so. Human change is a disturbance to all outside the circle.
Humans in general are a disturbance, so just give them the sharks
Be that as it may, it is unright to give man household dominance over yet another species.
Look, it just means they die more, it seems reasonable?
Intent of death is not reasonable.
Skill issue honestly
Yeah, so?
I hope that new comment hits you
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
And you, a fool.
Rather a fool then one denying that of wich the followers crave
And better a coward than one to give in to the unreasonable.
Who are you to judge the creatures that feast upon that which is not yours
A madman, surely, but a madman of my own right, for that of which they feast is that of which I care for.
Yet they do not care for you
The bees do not farm because they love the honey.
But if they do not do their job everything will be in ruin
And they need not care for me to do so. Human change is a disturbance to all outside the circle.
Humans in general are a disturbance, so just give them the sharks
Be that as it may, it is unright to give man household dominance over yet another species.
Look, it just means they die more, it seems reasonable?
Intent of death is not reasonable.
Skill issue honestly
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
And you, a fool.
Rather a fool then one denying that of wich the followers crave
And better a coward than one to give in to the unreasonable.
Who are you to judge the creatures that feast upon that which is not yours
A madman, surely, but a madman of my own right, for that of which they feast is that of which I care for.
Yet they do not care for you
The bees do not farm because they love the honey.
But if they do not do their job everything will be in ruin
And they need not care for me to do so. Human change is a disturbance to all outside the circle.
Humans in general are a disturbance, so just give them the sharks
Be that as it may, it is unright to give man household dominance over yet another species.
Look, it just means they die more, it seems reasonable?
are you also the god pluto
I wasn't and then I got worshipped, so now I think I am?
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
And you, a fool.
Rather a fool then one denying that of wich the followers crave
And better a coward than one to give in to the unreasonable.
Who are you to judge the creatures that feast upon that which is not yours
A madman, surely, but a madman of my own right, for that of which they feast is that of which I care for.
Yet they do not care for you
The bees do not farm because they love the honey.
But if they do not do their job everything will be in ruin
And they need not care for me to do so. Human change is a disturbance to all outside the circle.
Humans in general are a disturbance, so just give them the sharks
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
And you, a fool.
Rather a fool then one denying that of wich the followers crave
And better a coward than one to give in to the unreasonable.
Who are you to judge the creatures that feast upon that which is not yours
A madman, surely, but a madman of my own right, for that of which they feast is that of which I care for.
Yet they do not care for you
The bees do not farm because they love the honey.
But if they do not do their job everything will be in ruin
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
And you, a fool.
Rather a fool then one denying that of wich the followers crave
And better a coward than one to give in to the unreasonable.
Who are you to judge the creatures that feast upon that which is not yours
A madman, surely, but a madman of my own right, for that of which they feast is that of which I care for.
Yet they do not care for you
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
And you, a fool.
Rather a fool then one denying that of wich the followers crave
And better a coward than one to give in to the unreasonable.
Who are you to judge the creatures that feast upon that which is not yours
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
And you, a fool.
Rather a fool then one denying that of wich the followers crave
We need to domesticate sharks right now!
Coward
