I am a planet

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

...wrong pluto buddy

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You're failing.

EVERYONE, COME FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT FOR 350 FUN SUPRISES IN LIKE 8 HOURS

were doing this message early so I can annoy as many of you as possible.

5 hours, 38 minutes, unless tumblr a Lil bitch and says we're still in the gmt+1 zone

4 hours and 30 minutes before in getting publically executed!!!

Got a whole 3 followers in the 5 minutes since the last update.....do y'all want me dead?

Only 3 hours and 31 minutes left before I get 350 people blocking me!!!

I'm scared @the-official-netherlands please don't hurt us!!

I won't physically!

That's not comforting

I might mentally!

Don't worry, only 3 hours and 20 minutes left

EVERYONE, COME FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT FOR 350 FUN SUPRISES IN LIKE 8 HOURS

were doing this message early so I can annoy as many of you as possible.

How much bigger?

Close up of Pluto from the New Horizons space probe.

Will be adding several more photos to this same post

I look good but that's too close

yeah, Im more violent when someone hurts my kid *opens a portal, pulls out a gun, puts it against your head* last words?

My final words? Your an idiot

*he flaps his wings and completely blocks himself off with his control of the entirety of his mansion

And you're pissing me off *tosses the gun, grabs some metal scrap from the portal and some wire and gunpowder, just kinda on the spot making a new gun shaped item*

*before you could hit it you were blasted with a huge beam of magic, completely atomizing the gun, as multiple poles were thrown into your chest*

ah....I've been stabbed.....again....oh well

*grabs a bottle of oil and a match, throws the bottle against a wall and sets it ablaze*

*blips towards you and smashes you into the fountain*

*yelps, growls, spits out some blood*

fight me like a failed planet proteus!

*he went over, In a rage to stab you in the chest, a mistake, leaving vitals open*

*pulls out one of the poles that was throw into him, jams it into proteus chest*

*it hit a vital point, extremely vital, he was physically weak*

*he stumbled to the ground*

"Fffuck.. fuck you

No thanks, only 5th can do that

*gets up*

Now, I'm not as cruel.....but I do need a new supply of hearts.....

Burn in hell...

*he collapsed and lost consciousness

poor thing.....so weak

*drags him into the workshop*

atleast those are easy to regrow

yeah, Im more violent when someone hurts my kid *opens a portal, pulls out a gun, puts it against your head* last words?

My final words? Your an idiot

*he flaps his wings and completely blocks himself off with his control of the entirety of his mansion

And you're pissing me off *tosses the gun, grabs some metal scrap from the portal and some wire and gunpowder, just kinda on the spot making a new gun shaped item*

*before you could hit it you were blasted with a huge beam of magic, completely atomizing the gun, as multiple poles were thrown into your chest*

ah....I've been stabbed.....again....oh well

*grabs a bottle of oil and a match, throws the bottle against a wall and sets it ablaze*

*blips towards you and smashes you into the fountain*

*yelps, growls, spits out some blood*

fight me like a failed planet proteus!

*he went over, In a rage to stab you in the chest, a mistake, leaving vitals open*

*pulls out one of the poles that was throw into him, jams it into proteus chest*

*it hit a vital point, extremely vital, he was physically weak*

*he stumbled to the ground*

"Fffuck.. fuck you

No thanks, only 5th can do that

*gets up*

Now, I'm not as cruel.....but I do need a new supply of hearts.....

yeah, Im more violent when someone hurts my kid *opens a portal, pulls out a gun, puts it against your head* last words?

My final words? Your an idiot

*he flaps his wings and completely blocks himself off with his control of the entirety of his mansion

And you're pissing me off *tosses the gun, grabs some metal scrap from the portal and some wire and gunpowder, just kinda on the spot making a new gun shaped item*

*before you could hit it you were blasted with a huge beam of magic, completely atomizing the gun, as multiple poles were thrown into your chest*

ah....I've been stabbed.....again....oh well

*grabs a bottle of oil and a match, throws the bottle against a wall and sets it ablaze*

*blips towards you and smashes you into the fountain*

*yelps, growls, spits out some blood*

fight me like a failed planet proteus!

*he went over, In a rage to stab you in the chest, a mistake, leaving vitals open*

*pulls out one of the poles that was throw into him, jams it into proteus chest*

*oh... They've been outed to their dad that never even tried to learn...*

"He was in his 40s.

..

and yes you are

Can I meet my grankid? and make their dad dissapear?

they died in birth...

and their dad...

ugh..

I can revive them....probably....

so, their dad? where is he? what vital organs does he have?

.....

p-protues

...she was shaking... Why was she shaking.. she could have killed him

she could have

She could have

She could have

SHE COUKD HAVE

whoa, kiddo, it's alright, do you need a hug?

*she bends down a little bit to be a bit more level with her dad, and then shakingly hugs him

*tight hug*

It's alright kiddo

*she's shaking, she was a god, she was constantly getting stronger, she hated being reminded when she was such a small weak girl

She hated that she was still so... Broken*

"papa.. thanks pppapa

*softly kisses her head*

It's okay to be weak sometimes

*crawls into his lap, shaking, she needed her dad*

*holds her close*

*cuddles crying into her papa*

Would you like to bake some cookies with me? I can't promise they will be good but it might help you a bit

"mhm..

That would be nice papa

*slowly takes styx to the kitchen*

*she's, quiet, she walks with her papa to the kitchen, she begins to help cook

We doing chocolate or we doing blood?

".... Chocolate

*grabs a 5kg bag of chocolate chips*