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- Speeding bullet

Head canon that Sniper is super layed back and just, casual, with the team calling them ’love’ /platonic + what ever nickname he has for them.

But with Scout, he felt embarrassed to do that so he’d be like.

“great job as always truckie!” to Engineer

“thanks for saving my ass from that spy love,” to Pryo

“You did ok Scout 😀👍🏽“

After the most grueling day of work.

And then once they’re dating Scout would bring in up and he’d just telling “yeah it was embarrassing whoopsies” after Scout spent months thinking sniper hated him.

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Scout and Spydad

anyways father son bonding with very brief EngineerxSpy and Engiedad

pardon my shit grammar

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Like in Expiration Date/the comics Spy will let Scout tag along or help him with much reluctance, But as time goes on he does see the *potential* in him to make him a more refined man. One day going to sit in the common room to catch up on his French programs. That for some reason the signal doesn't reach his smoking room, he even asked Engineer to somehow fix the transmission, but the best he could do was the common area TV which was better than nothing. He put on one of his cheaper suits to sit on the musty couch, and hopefully, he prays just to catch up on his dramas without anyone annoying him. Then comes a sweaty scout who was probably outside with Pyro doing something stupid. He comes and sits on the couch realizing it's in French decides to read his comic. Spy just wants him to leave so he can watch his shows. But the kid was being quiet so it was better than nothing.

This became routine, the spy would come to watch his show, and Scout would come in at around the same time, sometimes from his runs, or one of his drives into town with Sniper and Pyro. But like clockwork, he would always be there. Having his comic books or sketch pad tucked under the couch just in case. Spy had gotten used to the company, while he drank his wine and Scout his soda. He just so happens to have a coaster at the ready for the water condensation his sugary beverage.

Scout had also slowly gotten into the shows himself, he knew French and was a bit rusty. But their weekly watchings got him back into it. The two would rant about the direction of the shows, think trashy reality TV, and bachelor-type stuff. How ‘he should have picked her, as they would have worked far better together’. Or ‘this is so rigged, she should have won.’ But they’re saying this all in French so when anyone else tries to come in they just hear the two in what they assume is a yelling match, though far from it.

Engineer decided maybe he should try to get it on Spy’s personal TV, to stop the fighting. So one afternoon as Spy is exiting his smoking room , Engie goes to him and tells him he can get it on his personal TV. But the Spy says he doesn’t want him to go through all that hassle, he's fine with the common room TV. Engineer confused, accepts it and goes back to his workshop, coming into the common room later to see what would make him want to stay. Then it clicked, as much as those two like to pretend to hate each other, they really didn’t. They weren’t best friends but they at least tolerated each other.

Scratch that, they did heavily dislike each other is how engineer would put it. When Spy would come later in the evenings to chat with spy, he’d go on and on about how’ he could civilize that boy’ and ‘if he had the time had be a fine general man’. Or could go down the path of ‘he doesn’t know why he puts up with him for his shows’

Scout complaints paralleled in the afternoons, going to Engie and ranting how he’s ‘always on his case’ and ‘needs to chill’.

But like always, every evening at 4, the two would make there way to the common area tv.

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Heavymedic Drabble

drabble? who knows i dont, but i return ------- Heavymedic but they don't make any effort to hide they're dating and the administrator could give two shits as long as they work. Queue scout coming into the Medics office for a sprain ankle, "oh shit was the medic kissing heavy fuck I won't say nothin'." Not speaking it to a soul because he doesn't want the others to find out.

Little does he know basically every merc has caught wind of the two SOME how and aren't saying anything because they respect the two. Engineer and Medic working on something and heavy walks in real quick and gives medic a kiss on the cheek as he leaves. Zipped lips from the engineer.

Sniper practicing his snipping and seeing them hold hands? No he didn't he was working.

Spy bring a body to the morgue for medic and seeing the two cuddled up? Who is he to judge, not like he hasn't done the same.

And it gets to the point of everyone Knowing just Not mentioning it. And the only reason it stops is pyro bring the couple a drawing while everyone is in the dining area after work. Happy bring over his drawing to the two showing everyone his objectively very well draw sketch of the two. Causing everyone to realize everyone fucking knew. While heavy and medic appreciate the drawing in the chaos that came from them.

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Cross faction mingling

sniper x spy

CW: brief mentions of drinking

kinda have to read my last one but you can kinda get it with out

This on my last sniperspy post got me thinking

but him having like such reluctance and denial of his feelings for him. But who gives a fuck if he's gay, its because its sniper. And the fact its sniper on the other team? He feels like he's failed his mission of being the most aloof prick ever.

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spy and the sniper

First writing if it’s horrible then damn girl, figuring out how I want to format still

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When needed, sniper can just pull out the most jaw dropping social skills. he’s a professional, and if that means going undercover, wooing people, compliment at the perfect moment, dancing gracefully with the music and the great small talk he sure as hell can.

but also him being the most anti social but not by choice loser scratches my brain just nice. So why not one on each team.

so now imagine blu spy, who’s used to his teams sniper who only showing up to battles and then running off to his camper maybe talking to the one or two people he likes. And the shock he is shooken with when he has to go on some undercover missions and low and behold the other teams snipers there.

He can't make a scene, so to his dismay when the bush bastard walks over to him, and is able to pull out the most high class behavior some how. It has him stumbling (figuratively, he’s better then that) sniper looking so smug because he fucking knows he has spy all messed up.

They can't blow their cover, so when a song comes on and they have to dance together they just keep whisper threats to the other through fake smiles. Dipping the other to only use it as a way to threaten to drop them.

Neither of them properly finishing their contract. Sniper who had too much of a good time messing up spy. And spy who couldn’t help but be drawn into the bushman’s new charm.

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☄I'm Rowin or Plex go by He/Him

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