close reading of Phaedo

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

So uh I finally decided to see how long it would take to walk

BRO WHY DID YOU NOT JUST WALK

my hobbies include wearing elaborate armor, getting sucked off and being violently slain in the heat of battle. The last one is a joke, actually

dont care didnt ask plus the dogs and carrion birds will tear apart your flesh. so

tragedy enjoyers when the tragedy is tragic ^-^

may i add

"An emperor, a philosopher, a general and a god walk into a cafe"

Hadrian, Antinous, Socrates and Alcibiades hanging out at a cafe! The modern AU crossover you didn't know you needed! (in honor of @scribl1ta and I hanging out in Athens recently :D )

This goes so hard

Zeno’s paradox obliterated

no one i know irl would appreciate this

OH it's the 11th of November!!! It's the birthday I have given Alcibiades!!! (because we don't know his actual birthday)

He's 2476 years old! 🎉🎉🎉

(i'll draw smth better for it later, I just wanted to get this announcement out quickly. Check out that socrates plushy though damn you could make a good profit out of those)

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

no homo but like do you want to become so textually intertwined that future historians have no idea where i end and you begin

Socrates was into bdsm and I do have textual evidence for it because he's talking at the very start of the Phaedo about how connected pleasure and pain are and how they always follow each other.

YES while he was literally tied up! I’m so horny I can’t think straight

Wait yeah shibari Socrates is literally canon no wonder everyone wanted to fuck that old man