platoniccereal

you can't sleep in another person's bed what do you mean i personally have zero fucking problems with that.

why courier must kill benny or keep him alive? he's such a wet pathetic meow meow, i want my courier to keep him as a pet for their amusement and a fair bit of torture.

cannot proceed playing fnv because i can't think of the way to fuck everybody up in the most atrocious way possible.

thanks to lovely @rock-teh-elf for tagging me to make my ocs in this picrew!

my beloveds, neria surana, garrett hawke, allaros lavellan and courier 6 (for shits and giggles). the default hawke continues to be completely unmakeable in picrews, but i was pleasantly surprised that this picrew has the exact vest i wanted to draw my quiz in, lol.

i'm tagging @ell-vellan and @knowimok and whoever wants to do that as well!

why is my courier literally vilified or seen as a softhearted devil by every community but still has got a karma of a fucking saint!!! he steals everything and makes the worst choices wtf!!

as a tradition, picrew neria surana, picrew-unmakable garrett hawke, allaros lavellan, + courier 6 and sera (because she fits too well) as a bonus.

helping the forlorn hope camp only to make them struggle better when the courier kills everyone off.♥️

decided to make my courier before the start of fnv, right after and in the middle of it. there are no horns, ofc, he's just a menace. and probably tried to bite off doc mitchell's fingers as soon as he regained control over his body.

i went with my honey badger courier in the opposite direction of the main quest and started exploring areas that are surely aren't supposed to be explored on the level 3.

they're just pulled into random shit. killed some shit in the vault 19 because they stumbled upon it while sliding down the rocks. killed super mutants on black mountain because there was a nice shining dish (they also have got a nice radio station). rummaged through the repconn headquarters. now helios. everybody's so agitated to see the courier and giving quests and notes for quests while i'm just listening to it thinking awkwardly, “actually, the guys next door just tried to kill me (and didn't survive, but i decided to reload anyway), but continue talking about some secret weapon to a random badger that just basically fell from the skies”.

i thought i wouldn't be there for long, they would just try to kill me and i would reload, but suddenly everybody's showing their hospitality.

i love machetes. it hasn't failed my courier once whenever they wanted to commit mass murderer in a room full of people just so they know they can do that. you really can't go wrong with it. just spam that button, buckaroo!

well, tbh, it failed my courier once and now he's buddies with victor whether victor knows it or not. because courier couldn't slaughter him and you've got to respect that.

ok, it also failed them with a super mutant when they were on the lvl 2. but then their weapon of choice became grenades.

i've already soft locked myself three times while playing only the goodsprings part of a game because my courier is a feral honey badger with thirst for blood. "you're despised by these people", "you're despised by those people" god forbid a man does anything.