Hey, hey, hey, do you think, Logan keeps hearing Wade talking in his sleep about the god of thunder, so he for Halloween he dresses up as Thor complete with plastic mjolnir? Wade keeps making jokes about getting nailed by Thor's hammer. Logan does the thing where he sets it down on Wade's chest and is like you can't move now you're not worthy bub. Turns out Logan is into roleplaying.
I’m sorry but WHERE is this fic op
just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled
i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school
Me: *writes an amazing chapter*
Me: Ah yes. That is amazing. Can't wait to begin the next one. So many possibilities!
Me: *turns off my laptop and goes into a month-long depression*
The act of simply watching people have sex is itself morally neutral. That's all porn is.
I find all the adults getting mad about the Minecraft movie extremely funny ngl
— DERRY GIRLS 2.03 — FLEABAG 2.03
God the world is awesome
SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!!!
guYS THE FUCKING SIGNS
Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.
"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.
The danger zone for perishable food is between 40F and 140F or 4C and 60C. If your food is in that range for more than an hour, do not try to refrigerate it again, but you can still eat it safely. If it has been in the danger zone for over two hours, you do not eat that. You throw it away.
This is why you do not let things thaw out in the open sitting in the sink. The outside of it is in the danger zone while the inside is still thawing. Defrost things in the fridge or run cold water over the packaging for a bit.
do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles
actually pheromone sensing works differently from normal olfaction, since humans in our world don’t have a functioning vomeronasal organ (VNO), we don’t have any data on how covid-19 would affect a functioning VNO in omegaverse AUs
Actually there is evidence that covid probably would affect the VNO and it stands to reason would accordingly impair its function. Briefly:
In conclusion the omegaverse economy IS in shambles.
OP this is very well-written but im still hung up on how you came onstage dressed as a clown only to tear off the costume and reveal yourself as a biologist
We got one very hilarious win
While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.
Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.
"The Connecticut families agreed to forgo a portion of their recovery to increase the overall value of The Onion's bid, enabling its success," according to their lawyers.
"Our clients knew that true accountability meant an end to Infowars and an end to Jones' ability to spread lies, pain and fear at scale," said Chris Mattei, attorney for the Connecticut plaintiffs.
(from NPR)
