He'll have me replaced by a Virgo for that

it's fall y'all!

neopets just made an avatar of the dead chia and the requirements to recieve it are to have a sick yellow chia at 0 hp. so now there are people on the boards passing around a handful of gravely ill yellow chias to each other to get a picture of a dead one

I know we're probably meant to assume she cast a spell on him, but I really want to believe she just got the heaviest book she could find and bludgeoned him over the head with it

This post made for wonderful setup where my immediate reading of this line from today's update was 'literally physically hit him'

this thing visits your place of space employment, asks a lot of questions, and a few months later you're subpoenaed, wyd

he shoulda been at the club

I know we're probably meant to assume she cast a spell on him, but I really want to believe she just got the heaviest book she could find and bludgeoned him over the head with it

alien cats 💚‼️

Vira Neopets

the current storyline of the Faerie Festival is that a local hot mess twink got possessed by an entity that immediately proceeded to flirt with and then rap battle a librarian, in that order. this happened because he was researching the local lesbian's messy divorce

The entity possessing Orion: hey girl ;P youre so beautiful and gorgus <33 lets get lunch later ;))

Orion: //Sobbing crying screaming for slightly disrespecting a friend

faerie (grunge) xweetok

the blumaroo - chef bonju avatar is available!

just mix a blumaroo steak, gourmet cooking for your pet, and orange juice in the cooking pot at any point during this month

he shoulda been at the club

the money tree has turned grey! D:

im glad my polycounts were popular!

he's cringefail ?