I could do something weird and furry art wise with the emoji movie and I feel it is probably my solemn duty because I am the only glorious being of luck and light blessed with divine understanding from the DVD bonus feature cut storyboards
Caroline Kennedy is always on the fujoshi throne, first and foremost. She will orchestrate meetcutes for her 30-something depressed office worker husband.
Thinking about the one that got away (reasonably priced canonically haunted gen 1 my little pony beachside villa that was originally almost $200 in the 1980s)
If you are wondering why I have abandoned my post at the mines of intertextuality between first person shooters, it's not what you would expect of y'know hospitalization or moving or new guys living in my brain or the fumes in Funko vinyl getting to me. This is actually a highly noble diplomatic effort between weird Furries and the FNAF fandom in ultimate service of a) funneling those clear of mind and true of heart to get into Knight Rider and b) I need to slonk an old man or a phone stupid style, preferably a guy who is both
Does anyone have like any practical advice for asking parents about going by a different name than the first one you came out as because well- my dad is kind of the one who got final say and really only say on what I use current irl and I just don't feel super connected to it but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings but I have felt stuck for a while now?
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Okay- filtered just because it borders on things and I would prefer not to be beaten with hammers but ouughh- been pondering my dear sweet Nokia and stuffing him. I mean it is only mutualistically fair on account of me being a stuffed animal you can just pop a steam of. But man, there's a possessiveness to that I don't think he's really ever gotten to experience. It makes me so sad thinking about how Randal really isn't anyone's favorite within universe. How life changing would it be to have someone who wants to spend money on food, time to make sure he doesn't get all nervous and sweaty about eating it all, and attention kneading out the tauntness in his gut and whispering praise into his auditory sensors.....I mean also just optically it would be fun with how phone head food holes are set up. Wisconsin is a dastardly big government cheese state. There's so much fucked up pizza there I could slide down there like I am slotting a VHS into a player. It's satisfying. Also makes the most important part of stuffing which is about packing in as much food as possible in the first short burst before the body notices and freaks it so much easier. The cold plastic covering butting against my paws between bites even...The knowledge of anyone seeing him that his buttons on his button down are popped for other reasons, that someone has taken him in like nesting material, that someone wants to see him well and cares about him more than this sickly description from his phone sex days. How pretty the flush to his pale skin would look when overfed and processing. Honestly I feel like if I said I need to get him pregnant this would be much more easy to nod along to
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Sexual themes
Peter Kennedy self insert fanfiction but not like explicitly romantic or platonic or anything. Just put me in there so I can give that tummy ache survivor some Prilosec
You should send asks about my gay little self shipping with Randy
An animatronic like Sparky was never adopted because man alive have you seen the leap frog complaints of their dog learning plushies. They send that English twat out there to sing and he says bark one time and those parents will tear him to shreds
Autism paradise just for me
This is small potatoes in the grand picture but seeing them choose down that ancient tree for the new Rockefeller Christmas tree is sickening- while we have had one of the worst years clinate change related weather disaster wise and just to promote blind consumerism
How it feels to tell a relative exactly when they contradicted a statement they are using to gaslight you and then turn off your phone to watch your friend play minecraft
Thanks, YouTube. Just what I needed
Bishop hooouuurrrrssss ✨ Send asks or come about and chat
Thank my lucky stars I had the foresight to make that 40 minute video breakdown of Barney's Mind because I really do have memory issues from the horrors and I am the only person on this gay earth who has loved him so whole heartedly based on canon alone