Anonymous asked:
Chungo yes??? Yes chungo??
“Big chungo.”
Anonymous asked:
Chumky.,,
“CRONCH?”
Anonymous asked:
I'm calling the police *presses buttons on a microwave*
Vaporwave plays.
Anonymous asked:
Hurgl e
“Hurg?”
Anonymous asked:
Danish: Legally adopted?! You need money to do that! Where did you get- ... Pilot, where's my credit card?
“Would you like the actual answer or....”
Anonymous asked:
Danish: We can't care for all twenty dogs, Pilot!
“But Danish...”
“We could have...
“Twenty one Pilots.”
Anonymous asked:
Danish: Pilot...where did you get all these dogs..oh my god, did you steal them?
“No, Danish, I’ve learned my lesson.”
“All 20 of them were legally adopted. Which means I can keep them, right?”
Anonymous asked:
Pilot, did you just drink the bone hurting juice?
“owww my bones hurt a lot oof my booones.”
Anonymous asked:
Pilot I spiked my coffee with 20 packets of pure sugar and I chugged it save me please my heart-rate is going through the roof
“I’m not a doctor, but I don’t think that is where your heart is supposed to be.”
Anonymous asked:
Pelot im at lo w b aty er y an ilu
“Sorry I’m at low battery, and suddenly I don’t know how to read.”
Anonymous asked:
henlo Pilot you BEAUTIFUL Pilot go self care CUTIE
“Self care is letting yourself get to low battery then doing eight barrel-rolls in a plane.”
Anonymous asked:
PILOTPILOTPILOThi
“Hiya!”
Anonymous asked:
c ur s e
He cannot. It is forbidden.
Anonymous asked:
How many dogs can you smuggle across a border?
“WELL, according to my careful and incredibly performed math....”
“I got no idea.”
“BUT THAT’S NOT GONNA STOP ME!”
Anonymous asked:
curse
Pilot looked around him..
“Sh-sh-sh-.”
He couldn’t do it don’t make him.
Anonymous asked:
curse!
There was a loud crash of something from the other room.
“OH DAMNIT ALL!”
After a moment of silence there was a smaller voice.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry...”
Anonymous asked:
There's a snek in your askbox!
“Indeed there is.”