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@plainlo-inthemorning / plainlo-inthemorning.tumblr.com

Lee Scoresby and Lokane devotee. Kili x Tauriel defender for life. Sometimes writer of hot priest tales. 21+
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Stumbled upon an old interview in which Hamish was asked what he knew of the 2007 housing market crash prior to working on The Big Short and his answer is cracking me up:

“I definitely went in a virgin and came out a whore as far as my understanding of what was going on.” is the response to being asked what you’ve learned about any subject.

Instantly iconic post right here👆

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Hamish Linklater in Gaslit.

FUUUUUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK.

I think I'm having a hot flush.

This is it, this is the perfect reblog thread. Such a gorgeous specimen of a man on top and a quote that Im going to ™️ just for Hamish.

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aherdofbees

Once again, my entire day has been derailed by this man's face.

@everythingbutresolved I’ll race you. It won’t be pretty.

@aherdofbees ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 The hottest movie star Jeb there ever was on a poster!!

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I'm sorry but fuck off with this

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cmloweart-x

Save a horse… 👀👀

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aherdofbees

Again, I’m feeling personally victimized by this man. 

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pegplunkett

yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw

I’ll reblog this epic mounting as many times as it shows up on my dash to ruin me.

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cmloweart

Due to popular demand. ;)

Also this is now up in my TeePublic store! Both with and without the tagline. Grab yours at teepublic.com/user/cmloweart

YEHHHHH 😍🖤 Pathetic wannabe-evil republican meow-meow has now TWO amazing posters!

Oh this merch is gonna fly off the shelves 😈 I need him on my body asap. And by him I mean the tee obviously. And by the tee I really mean him.

Oh to make that man beg for it until he’s on his knees, pleading with blind desire and shame.

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We now have canon confirmation that Jeb Magruder is, in fact, a crier:

 I am HOWLING!

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pegplunkett

oh my god. little bitch status confirmed

The acute feminine urge to watch Jeb Magruder sob uncontrollably into the phone.

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aherdofbees

No words just full fixation

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pegplunkett

Here. I drew a suitably slutty companion for him.

And by companion I mean cartoon me.

And by drew I mean looked up “SO FUCKING WET” in the gif library.

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