#they call him hummus because our legs will spread no matter what he does

God. GOD. Everything about this is a gem. The old man getup? The hair flip? The unabashed I-have-no-idea-what-side-of-this-thing-is-up look? That horse looking like “jesus christ my man has zero idea what to do with his butt”?

plainlo-inthemorning

The way I ~~want~~ NEED him to go into merciless villain mode and rope me in and abduct me like in a bad 80s soft porn western.

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#it’s a perfectly natural urge #hamish linklater #angelyne #hummus linklater #i'm obsessed #rick krause #iconic tag ->#they call him hummus because our legs will spread no matter what he does #(Peggs did I even quote that right😂)