rob pattinson’s emo ass bruce wayne is the one who deserves to have a million adopted kids imprint on him like ducklings
he catches them trying to put eyeliner on like him and just starts silently weeping
Battinson: full emo get up, sweaty and disheveled after a rough fight, staring gloomily out the window, overlooking gotham with a grim expression as he runs through riddler’s clues in his head
8 year old Dick Grayson: eyeliner scribbled around his eyes so messily it covers half his face and nose, strawberry jam smeared on him in place of blood, hair ruffled in every direction in an attempt to look unkempt, trying his Absolute Hardest to imitate bruce’s exact pose and expression
Battinson: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
op can I…
Bonus:
Bruce: Also it is WAY past your bedtime kid, how’d you get on the roof?!?!? The heck?!