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A Good Someone

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It was brought to my attention that despite trolling about the damn mount, I did not shitpost about it after getting it. So here we are, with one of my fav meme formats except I can't be bothered to work on the twitter interface because I wanted to keep this rather quick

AEARYN I WAS THINKING JUST MY SWTOR MOUNTS (and definitely not all of them either) not like.... nine fucking humdred animals i am concerned thEN AS WELL

1. quoting my tags because they're relevant,

  • #I AM EVEN CONCERNED ABOUT THE SHIP THEN#i know space has no gravity but can it still carry that much#odessen is entirely invasive species for my agent#he's got a moat of dragons and that's why the only one crazy enough to invade was Vaylin#that is why the republic doesn't want him#they're too afraid to say no though like 'holy shit a person like that is a hazard'#you know how on Corellia the zoo animals escaped and are all over the place as you quest? this would be way fucking worse#at least 300 are megafauna#i know Anders is a white man (tm) but i wasnt planning to have him destroy the environment singlehandedly#ngl this would be goals tho can you imagine.#someone picks a fight with Kaliyo she's like 'pick a number from 1 to 1000'#'666 i guess but why?' and before they're done talking she pulls out a giant flaming demon dog#of fucking course 666 defaults to the giant flaming demon dog#THAT CHAPTER WHERE VALK TAKES YOU TO THE WILDERNESS#Valk: you are alone. you got no one#Anders: starts socializing with the wildlife like a disney princess#Valk: looks at the camera

okay but can you imagine the cultural shock between an agent and the Alliance? Like, the agent crew is... what.... a murderous alien sociopath, an alien ant-human man, a wererakhgoul, a runaway force sensitive, and a murderous ancient robot, like, you could just... bring a giant lizard onto the ship and they'd be like so what's the catch with this one? Your biggest worry would be, I dunno... wondering if maybe you need to keep this one alien locked in the bathroom a few days while the crew smells it through the door and accepts it, idk. And then you have the sane people of the Alliance, doing things by the book, being, you know, normal, and Theron is doing his thing all "Commander, I found this contact, but they've got no paper trail, no documented names or past, several hundred murders on record, hangs around with rakghouls" and the agent would be all "oh that's my buddy Lokin, he likes his tea black and no sugar." Or Koth is like "so this murderous robot, I don't trust her, what if she takes the ship over?" and the agent is all "Listen... she definitely will, she's done it to mine." "How did you solve that?" "Oh I just hit on her..." or you go meet Kaliyo and she's all "You son of a bitch you're still alive? What the fuck, piss off or I kill you" and Theron is all "uhhhh I take it you know each other" and you're all "yup we were married (◕ᴗ◕✿)"* and like two hours later you inform him you've blown up the city and oh you're married again and he just .... he just.... look, he's trying REALLY hard not to judge you... but damn, he's done some stupid shit in his life, but you're making him feel better about his choices right about now.

It's just a really hilarious realization I've had while sketching this shitpost out, lmao. *obviously optional but that's like 2 points for normal if it's missing

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so here i am talking to @worstmagicianinfillory about swtor getting graphics updates like other mmos, supposedly, and there she is, making the joke that Kaliyo will get a tradwife look and well i should not be told things like that while i have hands and photoshop

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I’m sure this was done already but that didn’t stop blizzard from writing this tripe in the first place, so it ain’t about to stop me

World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth (2018)

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this is why I don’t play patch days

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