Sith Warrior: Hey, Arcann? Remember when I said I was only joking about making you a profile on a dating site?
Arcann: Commander…no.
SW: I wasn’t joking. Vette helped. You’ve got 139,721 people interested in you. Your inbox is full.
Arcann: What!? Why?!? NO! Why would you…NO!
Vette: I said you like long walks on the beach and arm wrestling!
Arcann: What?!
Vette: I took a holo of your butt for your profile picture!
Arcann: WHAT?!?!
SW: I’m surprised by the variety here. Not only is there someone from every species interested, including Gree, there are droids. I didn’t know droids dated.
Arcann: *clutching his chest like he’s having a heart attack*
Vette: THIS ONE’S MY FAVORITE!
SW: Yeah, Vette and I voted and K2-N7 is who we think you should meet. She’s a bartender on Nar Shaddaa.
Arcann: *hyperventilating*
Vette: She likes arm wrestling too!
SW: Let me see if I can find the message…ah, here it is. “I want you to remove my restraining bolt with your big, thick-”
Arcann, halfway out the door: MOTHER!!!!
